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@spikepipsqueak,

It must be near suppertime now
So I'll sit down and have me some chow
Sardines on toast
Most of a pot roast

@OnTheFritz,

It must be near suppertime now
So I'll sit down and have me some chow
Sardines on toast
Most of a pot roast
And then I must diet, I vow.

I bought some roast cashews today

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@McTag,

I bought some roast cashews today
I planned to resell them on eBay

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@OnTheFritz,

I bought some roast cashews today
I planned to resell them on eBay
But I tried one or two
Then some more, not few

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@McTag,

I bought some roast cashews today
I planned to resell them on eBay
But I tried one or two
Then some more, not few
The cashews have vanished away.

Nuts of all kinds are just morish

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@spikepipsqueak,

Nuts of all kinds are just morish
And, safe to say, in many a fine dish

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@OnTheFritz,

Nuts of all kinds are just morish
And, safe to say, in many a fine dish
They give protein and crunch

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@spikepipsqueak,

Nuts of all kinds are just morish
And, safe to say, in many a fine dish
They give protein and crunch
Are fun just to munch

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@OnTheFritz,

Nuts of all kinds are just morish
And, safe to say, in many a fine dish
They give protein and crunch
Are fun just to munch
Damn! I'm out; bring me some more, Trish

Lenny kills 'em up in the Catskills

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@OnTheFritz,

Lenny kills 'em up in the Catskills
The Borscht Belt I've heard of, you rascals

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@McTag,

Lenny kills 'em up in the Catskills
The Borscht Belt I've heard of, you rascals
A bar and a band
Kosher meals so bland

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@OnTheFritz,

Lenny kills 'em up in the Catskills
The Borscht Belt I've heard of, you rascals
A bar and a band
Kosher meals so bland
And on stage you can practice your scat skills.

I'm feeling snowed under today.

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@spikepipsqueak,

*Spikepipsqueak - that last line (scat skills) was really a good one

I'm feeling snowed under today
I'm not sure but I think that I may
snuggle under the covers
warm and dreaming of lovers
or food - hot fudge toffee parfaits...

But apples are what I love most

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But apples are what I love most
I order them to come by post
It's a lovely treat
To just sit and eat
Then throw them into my compost.

Where oh where did the summer go?

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@Mame,

Where oh where did the summer go?
Not long 'til you're knee deep in snow.
You can ski, you can skate,

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@spikepipsqueak,

Where oh where did the summer go?
Not long 'til you're knee deep in snow.
You can ski, you can skate,
You can do a figure eight
While your snowed-under car gets a tow.

What do you think of Calvin & Hobbs?
Are they cool or a couple of knobs?

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@Mame,

What do you think of Calvin & Hobbes?
Are they cool or a couple of knobs?
They're cool, philosophical,
Quirky and topical,

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@McTag,

What do you think of Calvin & Hobbes?
Are they cool or a couple of knobs?
They're cool, philosophical,
Quirky and topical,
Protestant work ethic jobs.

At Chrisie you contact those friends
You don't see from year-end to year-end,

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@spikepipsqueak,

At Chrisie you contact those friends
You don't see from year-end to year-end
"Are you still living there?
How's the wife? Where's your hair?"

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At Chrisie you contact those friends
You don't see from year-end to year-end
"Are you still living there?
How's the wife? Where's your hair?"
They are gone, I still apprehend

That one come back, I miss the other

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