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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 03:17 am
@spikepipsqueak,

Bob Hope was a helluva guy
And one thing he wasn't was shy
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 04:58 am
@McTag,
Bob Hope was a helluva guy
And one thing he wasn't was shy
He could sing, he could dance
Tell a joke, prat and prance.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2008 05:19 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Bob Hope was a helluva guy
And one thing he wasn't was shy
He could sing, he could dance
Tell a joke, prat and prance
Then kick back with a big glass of rye



Madonna and Guy have called it quits
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2008 03:22 am
@OnTheFritz,

Madonna and Guy have called it quits
And we smile at celebrity splits
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2008 07:15 am
@McTag,
Madonna and Guy have called it quits
And we smile at celebrity splits
It starts out so right
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2008 01:28 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Madonna and Guy have called it quits
And we smile at celebrity splits
It starts out so right
Then one dark, rainy night
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 28 Nov, 2008 12:41 am
@McTag,
Madonna and Guy have called it quits
And we smile at celebrity splits
It starts out so right
Then one dark, rainy night
The marital home is a blitz


A parrot's a colourful bird
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 28 Nov, 2008 02:01 pm
A parrot's a colourful bird
that can turn a colourful word
depending on who's around,
they can produce sounds
like a cad, or a priest or a nerd

On a trip to a right far place
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 28 Nov, 2008 02:57 pm
@snood,

On a trip to a right far place
Trav'lin' tourist class is no disgrace
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 29 Nov, 2008 01:27 pm
@McTag,
On a trip to a right far place
Trav'lin' tourist class is no disgrace
Small seats cause distress
Young kids are a mess
But the price puts a smile on your face


Some things are best left forgotten
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2008 02:53 am
@OnTheFritz,
Some things are best left forgotten
Like the fish that you found out was rotten.
But birthdays are not
aidan
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2008 01:46 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Some things are best left forgotten
Like the fish that you found out was rotten.
But birthdays are not
As easily subject to rot
as trout or red snapper au gratin...

Which kind of cheese do you like the best?
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2008 01:57 pm
@aidan,
Which kind of cheese do you like best?
Which passes the try-and- taste test?
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2008 04:30 pm
@McTag,
Which kind of cheese do you like best?
Which passes the try-and- taste test?
Roquefort and cheddar
Romano's better
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2008 01:11 am
@OnTheFritz,
Which kind of cheese do you like best?
Which passes the try-and- taste test?
Roquefort and cheddar
Romano's better
But mousetrap beats all of the rest

I quite like an nice vintage Gouda
[ing]http://www.labellamozzarella.com/photogallery/photo26620/Gouda.jpg[/img]
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2008 01:18 am
@McTag,
drat, that was a bit of a flop

http://www.labellamozzarella.com/photogallery/photo26620/Gouda.jpg

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2008 10:12 am
@McTag,
Why can't computers understand what we meant to type when we make a typo?


I quite like an nice vintage Gouda
I'd eat way too much if I could'a
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2008 04:30 pm
@OnTheFritz,

I quite like a nice vintage Gouda
I'd eat way too much if I could'a
For melted on toast
I'll eat more than most
And finish up looking like Buddha

Very Happy

It must be near suppertime now

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2008 05:22 pm
@McTag,
It must be near suppertime now
So I'll sit down and have me some chow
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2008 07:19 pm
@OnTheFritz,
It must be near suppertime now
So I'll sit down and have me some chow
Sardines on toast
 

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