The gym is a place where you work
In our town, it's run by a Turk
His name is Fat Ali
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spikepipsqueak
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Wed 23 Jul, 2008 08:11 am
The gym is a place where you work
In our town, it's run by a Turk
His name is Fat Ali
He's jolly and pally
But still, he's a bit of a burk.
On Tuesday, while pumping the weights
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Merry Andrew
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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 03:23 pm
On Tuesday, while pumping the weights
And running the track in figure eights,
I saw Ali the Turk
Act like a jerk
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McTag
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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 04:01 pm
On Tuesday, while pumping the weights
And running the track in figure eights,
I saw Ali the Turk
Act like a jerk
He pulled down the pants of some mates
Now a Turkish moon should be a crescent
Quite different to those I saw present
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Merry Andrew
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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 07:38 pm
Now a Turkish moon should be a crescent
Quite different to those I saw present.
More like full moons
Rising o'er the dunes
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patiodog
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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 08:13 pm
Now a Turkish moon should be a crescent
Quite different to those I saw present.
More like full moons
Rising o'er the dunes
They promised a present most pleasant.
Laid back in a tent with a hookah...
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ossobuco
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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 09:36 pm
Laid back in a tent with a hookah...
I heard the sound of a Stuka;
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spikepipsqueak
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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 10:38 pm
Laid back in a tent with a hookah...
I heard the sound of a Stuka;
I arose from my daze
At the tent door I gazed
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McTag
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Fri 25 Jul, 2008 12:01 am
Laid back in a tent with a hookah...
I heard the sound of a Stuka;
I arose from my daze
At the tent door I gazed
And I said to my trusty friend, Luca
"In the name of perdition, what's that?"
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Francis
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Fri 25 Jul, 2008 12:53 am
In the name of perdition, what's that?
Don't worry, he said, 'twas a brown bat
They are kind of friendly
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solipsister
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 12:02 am
In the name of perdition, what's that?
Don't worry, he said, 'twas a brown bat
They are kind of friendly
But treated too tend'ly
May well piss at the drop of a hat
Ladies well versed in morosophy
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McTag
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 10:45 pm
Ladies well versed in morosophy
I thank the Lord, are not the boss of me
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solipsister
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 11:36 pm
Ladies well versed in morosophy
Thank the Lord, are not the boss of me
My still fervent desire
Can't get that much hiya
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McTag
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 12:24 am
solipsister wrote:
Ladies well versed in morosophy
Thank the Lord, are not the boss of me
My still fervent desire
Can't get that much hiya
Ladies well versed in morosophy
Thank the Lord, are not the boss of me
My still fervent desire
Can't get that much hiya
So, quit changing my lines, see?
That pisses me off a lot, it's not worth
The time that it took, taking my mirth
But as you can see
I'm a better man than thee,
So I won't dig you into the earth.
