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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Clary
 
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Reply Thu 29 May, 2008 06:01 am
He eagerly rushed to the bend
At the prospect of having a spend.
Though his dong dragged behind,
He was hoping to find
A beautiful lay at the end.

But he rounded the corner in vain
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 29 May, 2008 06:20 am
But he rounded the corner in vain
With his heart beating, was it in pain?
For leaving his dreams behind
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spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 09:02 pm
But he rounded the corner in vain
With his heart beating, was it in pain?
For leaving his dreams behind
Of his chance to unwind
The available lays were too plain.


A bulimic girl from Brazil
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aidan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 09:56 pm
A bulimic girl from Brazil
Kept binging and purging until
She retained but a fraction
Of her former attraction
And felt this was excessive still.

And measuring days out in spoons
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spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jun, 2008 06:23 pm
And measuring days out in spoons
Gives good portion control, but quite soon
It is clear there's no savour
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2008 10:50 am
And measuring days out in spoons
Gives good portion control, but quite soon
It is clear there's no savour
For a sweet-loving craver,
So Weight watchers' foods are a boon.

Life's too short for you-all to diet
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2008 10:54 am
Life's too short for you-all to diet
Although most folks are tempted to try it
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2008 02:19 pm
Life's too short for you-all to diet
Although most folks are tempted to try it
So eat what you want
And try not to grunt
But really you shouldn't fry it.

A lady I know is a flirt
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2008 02:29 pm
A lady I know is a flirt
More, I'd say, she is a pervert
In SM games she excels
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 02:00 pm
A lady I know is a flirt
More, I'd say, she is a pervert
In SM games she excels
I've spent time in her cells,
But prefer her big sidekick called Bert.


He's ever so deft with the straps
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 04:02 pm
He's ever so deft with the straps
And you won't need to draw him no maps
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jun, 2008 01:34 am
He's ever so deft with the straps
And you won't need to draw him no maps
Has a masterful grip -
He's a whizz with the whip -
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jun, 2008 01:48 am
He's ever so deft with the straps
And you won't need to draw him no maps
Has a masterful grip -
He's a whizz with the whip -
Problem is, his thing doesn't fill the gaps

He better try some blue pills
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2008 11:45 am
He better try some blue pills
They're really a cure for all ills.
When you're on a date
They make you feel GREAT
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aidan
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 07:37 pm
He better try some blue pills
They're really a cure for all ills.
When you're on a date
They make you feel GREAT
and your doo-dah look like a big dill
(pickle) Laughing

Pickles can be sweet or sour
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 08:48 pm
Pickles can be sweet or sour.
Some folks eat 'em by the hour,
Flavoured with dill
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McTag
 
  2  
Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2008 01:12 am
Pickles can be sweet or sour.
Some folks eat 'em by the hour,
Flavoured with dill
They eat them until
They're full up and don't want no mower.

Poetic licence is that
Tha' best keep it under thi' hat
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2008 02:36 pm
"Poetic licence is that
Tha' best keep it under thi' hat,"
Said the canny auld Scot,
Thus revealing the plot.
Quoth he: "That, laddie, is that."

Now, McTag he knows his limericks,
Resorts to no underhand gimm(er)icks
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RachelledeBretagne
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 06:44 am
Pickles can be sweet or sour.
Some folks eat 'em by the hour,
Flavoured with dill
They eat them until
All your wind makes your closest friends cower.
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spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 08:46 am
Now, McTag he knows his limericks,
Resorts to no underhand gimm(er)icks[/quote]
The same can't be said
Of Merry Andrew 'n' friends
But we had to, or else we'd look dim(ericks)

The gym is a place where you work
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