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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
theollady
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2008 12:36 pm
@OnTheFritz,
It's too hot for walking today
So I called and a cab's on the way.
Just checking my purse
Oh my, what a curse
Don't think I have enough to pay!

Will FAY be our way to get water?
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2008 01:05 pm
Will FAY be our way to get water?
Asked with a faint voice the daughter
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2008 01:34 pm
@Francis,
Will FAY be our way to get water?
Asked with a faint voice the daughter
My throat is so dry
There's no cloud in the sky
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spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2008 07:38 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Will FAY be our way to get water?
Asked with a faint voice the daughter
My throat is so dry
There's no cloud in the sky
I want it to rain, so it oughter.


My favourite music is jazz
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2008 10:29 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

My favourite music is jazz
And I sing as I sit on my azz
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 09:52 am
@McTag,
My favourite music is jazz
And I sing as I sit on my azz
though sometimes I find
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 12:18 pm
@OnTheFritz,
My favourite music is jazz
And I sing as I sit on my azz
though sometimes I find
What? Oh, never mind
I'm off out to see my friend Chas

Chas has a collection of etchings
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 02:48 pm
Chas has a collection of etchings
Of erections that most find quite fetching
Like the tower in Pisa...
aidan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 03:34 pm
@patiodog,
Chas has a collection of etchings
Of erections that most find quite fetching
Like the tower in Pisa...
That leans inside Lisa
So now she's no longer kvetching.

And then there's his sculpture collection
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 11:05 pm
@aidan,

And then there's his sculpture collection
't would pass the most careful inspection

spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2008 07:19 am
@McTag,
And then there's his sculpture collection
't would pass the most careful inspection
There are horsies and kitties
And figures with titties
aidan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2008 07:29 am
@spikepipsqueak,
And then there's his sculpture collection
't would pass the most careful inspection
There are horses and kitties
And figures with titties
As sweet as the sweetest confection

There's nothing like edible art
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2008 08:28 am
@aidan,
There's nothing like edible art
A gingerbread house is a start
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2008 02:40 pm

There's nothing like edible art
A gingerbread house is a start
Or a spun-sugar fish
Can I make one? I wish
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2008 03:56 pm
@McTag,
There's nothing like edible art
A gingerbread house is a start
Or a spun-sugar fish
Can I make one? I wish
So I settled for Blue Boy in tart



Three ladies took johns to a boat

spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2008 09:39 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Three ladies took johns to a boat
With a view to some nookie afloat
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 25 Aug, 2008 05:54 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Three ladies took johns to a boat
With a view to some nookie afloat
The boat sprung a leak
theollady
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 04:25 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Three ladies took johns to a boat
With a view to some nookie afloat
The boat sprung a leak
Then they started to 'freak'
'Cause the King had jumped into the moat!

It pays to know what you are doin'
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 06:36 am
@theollady,
It pays to know what you are doin'
When it comes to the one you are screwin'
theollady
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 02:46 pm
@OnTheFritz,
It pays to know what you are doin'
When it comes to the one you are screwin'
A flat-head I wrest
No, phillips is best
No 'suggestion' will we be now brewin'!!!!

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