There is a Republican prez
Who dines on Creme anglaise
There is a Republican prez
Who dines on Creme anglaise
Nymphets massage him
In his home gym
Its not what he does its what he sez
Sleep is a wonderful thing...
Sleep is a wonderful thing,
Surcease from care it doth bring...
Sleep is a wonderful thing
Surcease from care it doth bring
But when you sleep with a snorer
You can swear on you honor
Sleep is a wonderful thing
Surcease from care it doth bring
But when you sleep with a snorer
You can swear on your honor
You'll move to another boxspring.
A friend came to visit me here at A2K
To chase all my cares and doldrums away....
She seeks to amuse
but never abuse
A friend came to visit me here at A2K
To chase all my cares and doldrums away
She seeks to amuse
But never abuse
I just wish she'd have more time to play.
A whispering wind is making me antsy.....
And no-one believes what he sez
(McTag, I think you missed a page, but I like your line!)
A whispering wind is making me antsy
Making me think of horizons I can't see
Whoops I was on the wrong page. I was thinking of somethin like:
There is a Republican Prez
And no-one believes what he sez
I don't. Do you?
You'd be mad if you do
Let's join in "La Marseillaise"
A whispering wind is making me antsy
Making me think of horizons I can't see
For the far blue yonder
Is making me ponder
(Time to visit my aunt in Tallahantsee?) (Ignore this line
)
A whispering wind is making me antsy
Making me think of horizons I can't see
For the far blue yonder
Is making me ponder
A visit to see my friend Nancy.
They say March goes out like a lamb
They say that March goes out like a lamb
Says who? I say Aries the Ram
They say that March goes out like a lamb
Says who? I say Aries the Ram
Taurus the Bull
Says the other one pull
Here's April showers oh damn !
Brown paper packages tied up with string...
B rown paper packages tied up with string
Is it a bomb or a sweet little thing
A trinket, a bauble, a dear little thought
To say that he loves you with what he bought
Or a cynical package that's brings no love
But death, and loss which go hand in glove.
(Sorry to be so glum)
Julie Andrews is one of my favorites
Julie Andrews is one of my favourites
I put on her records to savour. It's
Years since the days
When she was the new craze
But I play it so loud that my neighbour hits
The wall which divides our two dwellings.
(He's given up shouting and yelling)
The wall which divides our two dwellings
(He's given up shouting and yelling)
He sings "Do a Deer"
For all who are near.
Too bad they can't stop his bellowing.
There's a lady who loves Broadway tunes....
There's a lady who loves Broadway tunes
Calliope her lyricall muse
She prays and she prays
To act on Broadway
But her neighbors hope she is refused.
There once was a man in a gym...
There once was a man in a gym
Whose name was an acronym
He worked out everyday
And had no time to play
But you should see his righteous forelimb
Help, I'm trapped here inside of a church!
