The pastor's left me in the lurch
The pastor's left me in the lurch
I'm all alone at the church....
The pastor's left me in the lurch
I'm all alone at the church,
I'm sans dear old Walter,
But, behind the altar...
The pastor's left me in the lurch
I'm all alone at the church,
I'm sans dear old Walter,
But, behind the altar
I had me reputation besmirched
Returning from the gym today
I noticed my legs were asway..
(oh - there you are! heehee)
Returning from the gym today
I noticed my legs were asway,
They wobbled and lurched...
( what time is it there ? )
Returning from the gym today
I noticed my legs were asway,
They wobbled and lurched
I stumbled and burped
A little star who has lost his ray
It'll be the wee small hours down under
I can hear the galahs chunder...
It'll be the wee small hours down under
I can hear the galahs chunder.
"No, 'tis just half past-ten -
They do not chunder then....
It'll be the wee small hours down under
I can hear the galahs chunder.
"No, 'tis just half past-ten -
They do not chunder then....
Now pls say sorry for yr blunder !
My legs ache and my arms hurt
My legs ache and my arms hurt -
I must learn to keep still when I flirt...
My legs ache and my arms hurt
I must learn to keep still when I flirt
Hiama aploplogises
His brain is two sizes
Gautam please don't lose your shirt !
The unicorn has forgot his first line!
The unicorn has forgot his first line!
Could it be some kind of sign?
The Unicorn has forgot his first line !
Could it be some kind of sign?
His brain is so slow
That you just never know..
The Unicorn has forgot his first line !
Could it be some kind of sign?
His brain is so slow
That you just never know..
Tis the effect of the gym or the wine ??
oops, my brain is not with me today
Oops, my brain is not with me today,
It has scampered off elsewhere to play...
Is it on its own?
Does it play with dlow'n?
Oops, my brain is not with me today,
It has scampered off elsewhere to play...
Is it on its own?
Does it play with dlow'n?
You may think that- I couldn't possibly say
What's a few extra syllables between friends?
What's a few extra syllables between friends?
With our perpetual limerick the fun never ends!
What's a few extra syllables between friends?
With our perpetual limerick the fun never ends!
The rules anyway are confusing,
Specially with alll this smooching
What's a few extra syllables between friends?
It matters not a jot where this ends..
