Chocolate is the next best thing to sex
Just ask my friend bunnisaurus rex
As replacement, it's poor
But still, fine epicure
Chocolate is the next best thing to sex
Just ask my friend bunnisaurus rex
As replacement, it's poor
But still, fine epicure
Can have most amazing effects.
I need to go off to the mall
I need to go off to the mall
To buy a gigantic beach ball
And new summer shorts
To impress my cohorts...
I need to go off to the mall
To buy a gigantic beach ball
And new summer shorts
To impress my cohorts...
I will wear them right through to the Fall.
Soixante-neuf is the page that we're on
Siuxabte-neuf is the page that we're on
The double entendre moves along
As I age, 69 seems
a number of swell things
And I doubt that my reasons are wrong
Threads often end with my post
I comment, the discussion's then toast
Threads often end with my post
I comment, the discussion's then toast,
But, now I am glad,
Cos this time it ain't bad...
Threads often end with my post
I comment, the discussion's then toast,
But now I am glad,
Cos this time it ain't bad...
If we number the posts
or the pose.
If I had any wish in the world...
If I had any wish in the world
A peace flag would soon be unfurled
If I had any wish in the world
A peace flag would soon be unfurled
So you tyrants extreme
Fulfill this fine dream
Let your weapons into the pit be hurled
Lazy Sunday afternoon.....
Lazy Sunday afternoon
I keep thinking of a tune
Elusive as the fog
Lazy Sunday afternoon
I keep thinking of a tune
Elusive as the fog
Around a pollwog
On my someday honeymoon
It rained in Vancouver all day
But it snowed in New England they say
It rained in Vancouver all day
But it snowed in New England they say
With weather like this
One must reminisce
It rained in Vacouver all day
But it snowed in New England they say
With weather like this
One must reminisce
Of the candles and full ashtray
The white cat sat perched on the ledge
The white cat sat perched on the ledge
Contemplating the birds in the hedge
The white cat sat perched on the ledge
Contemplating the birds in the hedge
Should he leap, should he not?
He was confused, and distraught
The white cat sat perched on the ledge
Contemplating the birds in the hedge
Should he leap, should he not?
He was confused, and distraught
(the catnip had made him a veg)
There is a Republican prez
