And here, I thought Spring had arrived
But then downward the temperature dived
It was forecast to snow
But then don't you know
The sun shone and snowdrops survived.
A circle's more round than a square
And here, I thought Spring had arrived
But then downward the temperature dived
It was forecast to snow,
Quite a big blow.
This Spring was certainly short-lived.
Now we're back into Winter again
Now we're back into Winter again
Will there be ice again in the Fen?
Yet trees are still sappy
and daffodils happy-
Mother Nature stops for no men!
The maples are red and all fuzzy
The maples are red and all fuzzy
And my hangover's making me muzzy
There's all pain and no gain
Inside my brain
And my tongue and my mouth are all scuzzy
No, I just made that nonsense all up
No, I just made that nonsense all up
for the nonce all at once in a cup.
Squarely circling round
No, I just made that nonsense all up
for the nonce all at once in a cup.
Squarely circling round
Toward eternity bound
We'll keep moving until the gig's up.
Cause life is a big bowl of cherries
'Cause life is a big bowl of cherries
The fun part is squashy red berries
But there lurks a stone
Cause life is a big bowl of cherries
The fun part is squashy red berries
But there lurks a stone
This, the meat. That, the bone.
And I can't find a rhyme for your cherries.
A phone is a mixed blessing, which
On invention, created an itch.
A phone is a mixed blessing, which
On invention, created an itch
Dial one, dial all
We're awaiting your call
A phone is a mixed blessing, which
On invention, created an itch
Dial one, dial all
We're awaiting your call
Waiting for your call, you damned bitch.
Sorry, that wasn't meant to say
Sorry that wasn't meant to say
That women who don't call today
Are obvious bitches
Or wearing the breeches -
Sorry that wasn't meant to say
That women who don't call today
Are obvious bitches
Or wearing the breeches -
Yes, but it surely is - foul play
What else could it be indeed
What else could it be indeed
Just getting myself up to speed
What else could it be indeed
Just getting myself up to speed
If I never know
I know that I'll go
What else could it be indeed
Just getting myself up to speed
If I never know
I know that I'll go
Slowly ga-ga, and just run to seed.
Music is good for the soul
Music is good for the soul
And porridge tastes fine from the bowl
Music is good for the soul
And porridge tastes fine from the bowl
So look after your bod,
And whate'er you call God,
Music is good for the soul
And porridge tastes fine from the bowl
So look after your bod,
And whate'er you call God,
Postpone till the final drum roll.
It's wonderful seeing the spring
It's wonderful seeing the spring
With daffodils, swallows and thing(s)
It's wonderful seeing the spring
With daffodils, swallows and thing
And now nearly summer
Well, Spring was a bummer
What weather will this season bring?
At least it's set fine for some days
