The wind blew my hair to one side
"Please catch my toupee, folks!", I cried
The wind blew my hair to one side
"Please catch my toupee, folks!", I cried
The woman who fielded
It laughed as she wielded
The wind blew my hair to one side
"Please catch my toupee, folks!", I cried
The woman who fielded
It laughed as she wielded
My wig like a cat that's just died.
The only good cat is a dead cat
The only good cat is a dead cat
if it cannot to catch a rat
The only good cat is a dead cat
if it cannot to catch a rat
But cats versus rats
Is a mismatch in spats
Unless their tails tangle in plaits
There's a rat down that hole and it's lurking
There's a rat down that hole and it's lurking.
I am angry- I know that he's smirking
There's a rat down that hole and it's lurking.
I am angry- I know that he's smirking.
Surely nothing can bug
Like a rat that is smug?
So why isn't Warfarin working?
If the rat comes on up to my kitchen
If the rat comes on up to my kitchen
I will move right away to München
If the rat comes on up to my kitchen
I will move right away to München
I'll let no rattus rattus
That wants to, get at us
If the rat comes on up to my kitchen
I will move right away to München
I'll let no rattus rattus
That wants to, get at us
Or disturb the good cheer of our luncheon.
While lunching on sardines and ham
While lunching on sardines and ham
I thought, "What a good boy I am"
While lunching on sardines and ham
I thought, "What a good boy I am"
But my darling Nelly
Said my breath was too smelly
While lunching on sardines and ham
I thought, "What a good boy I am"
But my darling Nelly
Said my breath was too smelly
You know what? I think she's right. Damn.
The career of one Barak Obama
The career of one Barak Obama
Is like that of a red-hot mama:
From a background obscure
To ambition so pure
The career of one Barak Obama
Is like that of a red-hot mama:
From a background obscure
To ambition so pure
That he's bound to meet the Dalai Lama
There was a man farming in Clough
There was a man farming in Clough
Who got a young maid up the dough
There was a man farming in Clough
Who got a young maid up the dough
I'm not sure what this meant,
Will He now pay her rent?
Or have her learning the breads and rolls?
A salad season is craving now
we need romaine, tomato and bits to brown
A salad season is craving now
we need romaine, tomato and bits to brown
And salami and bread,
Cabernet for the head
A salad season is craving now
we need romaine, tomato and bits to brown
And salami and bread,
Cabernet for the head
A good meal, then a nap, then to town.
And here, I thought Spring had arrived
And here, I thought Spring had arrived
But then downward the temperature dived
It was forecast to snow
