This challenge to wits, is it LAWFUL?
Leads to rhymes indescribably awful
But I learned a new word-
Useless-yes- and absurd
Still- something to say- a real maw full.
One early Saturday morning
One early Saturday morning
When this girl gave me a warning
One early Saturday morning
When this girl gave me a warning
I stopped in my tracks
To check out the facts-
One early Saturday morning
When this girl gave me a warning
I stopped in my tracks
To check out the facts-
And yes, a new day WAS dawning!
A young politician, Obama
A young politician, Obama
Has been causing considerable drama
(oh hell, since there're no takers...)
A young politician, Obama
Has been causing considerable drama
seeing him come this far,
if you still doubt he's a star
then I suggest you ask yo mama
(sorry - its like trying to rhyme 'oranges')
They want more of Hill and Bill,
(Good Morning Snood and Clary)
They want more of Hill and Bill
Really want all our coffers to fill
They want more of Hill and Bill
Really want all our coffers to fill,
But look at the offers
To fill Clinton coffers -
They want more of Hill and Bill
Really want all our coffers to fill,
But look at the offers
To fill Clinton coffers
You can mention them both in your will.
In court now, it's Macca and Heather
(For non-Brits, Sir Paul McCartney and his estranged wife, Heather Mills-McCartney attended the first hearing of their divorce proceedings before a judge today)
In court now, it's Macca and Heather
a hundred mil to sever their tether
In court now, it's Macca and Heather
a hundred mil to sever their tether
Who's bloody caring
About celebs' pairing?
I'd rather discourse on the weather.
The red sun is looming through mist
The red sun is looming through mist.
The rooster is asking "Vas ist?"
The light on the river
The red sun is looming through mist.
The rooster is asking "Vas ist?"
The light on the river
Shows ripples 'aquiver
which sing, 'by the sun we've been Kissed!
O sweet love, and hearts to you all!
O sweet love, and hearts to you all!
You make me feel seven feet tall
O sweet love, and hearts to you all!
You make me feel seven feet tall!
But you bid one heart -
You tear me apart!
For we had no damn hearts at all!
I wanted to learn to play bridge
I wanted to learn to play bridge
But my motives were not ridgy didge,
I wanted to fleece
I wanted to learn to play bridge
But my motives were not ridgy didge,
I wanted to fleece
The Justice of the Peace
Who lives above me on the ridge.
(apologies for the scansion)
My dog and my chook were good friends
My dog and my chook were good friends
And a Coke machine just vends and vends
Tapioca has lumps
My dog and my chook were good friends
And a Coke machine just vends and vends
Tapioca has lumps
And Chiggers leave bumps
Mere scratching cannot make amends.
The wind blew my hair to one side
