So he just played with computers
Like the other commuters
When he was online
He had such a fine time
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aidan
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Sat 20 Oct, 2007 06:57 am
So he just played with computers
Like all of the other commuters
When he was online
He had such a fine time
Whee! Like a kid on his scooter.
Open road, or virtual highway?
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McTag
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Thu 25 Oct, 2007 04:31 am
Open road, or virtual highway?
Six-lane blacktop or little-used byway?
There's a whole world, and more
For you to explore
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Francis
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Thu 25 Oct, 2007 07:21 am
Open road, or virtual highway?
Six-lane blacktop or little-used byway?
There's a whole world, and more
For you to explore
Then coming back forever to stay
Along the roads I went so far
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Mame
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Fri 26 Oct, 2007 01:09 am
Along the roads I went so far
T'would have been further in my car
But my legs held up fine
(I had soaked them in brine)
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McTag
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Fri 26 Oct, 2007 02:57 am
Along the roads I went so far
T'would have been further in my car
But my legs held up fine
(I had soaked them in brine)
But my feet got all covered in tar
When hiking, you don't need a lot
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Francis
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Fri 26 Oct, 2007 03:13 am
When hiking, you don't need a lot
of the viatic you once brought
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McTag
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Fri 26 Oct, 2007 02:43 pm
When hiking, you don't need a lot
of the viatic you once brought
(I had to look that word up....provisions pour le voyage)
A sandwich and flask
Is enough for the task
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Francis
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Sun 28 Oct, 2007 03:22 am
(Provisions pour le voyage - Nice dfinition McT. They can also be spiritual ones.)
When hiking, you don't need a lot
of the viatic you once brought
A sandwich and flask
Is enough for the task
Along with the happiness of a Scot.
A nice day for musing around
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McTag
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Wed 31 Oct, 2007 03:09 pm
A nice day for musing around
And several litres were downed
The beer in our local
Makes everyone vocal
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fresco
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Wed 31 Oct, 2007 09:45 pm
A nice day for musing around
And several litres were downed
The beer in our local
Makes everyone vocal
And scanning return to firm ground !
Do socks disappear through black holes ?
Do hangers go breeding in shoals ?
And when we're not looking,
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Doowop
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Thu 1 Nov, 2007 02:15 am
Do socks disappear through black holes ?
Do hangers go breeding in shoals ?
And when we're not looking,
Dem sprouts keep on cooking,
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McTag
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Thu 1 Nov, 2007 02:58 am
Do socks disappear through black holes ?
Do hangers go breeding in shoals ?
And when we're not looking,
Dem sprouts keep on cooking,
And the garden's infested with moles.
What a wonderful digger is he
And you never see one up a tree
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Doowop
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Thu 1 Nov, 2007 07:23 am
What a wonderful digger is he
And you never see one up a tree
His ultimate goal
Is to keep clean his hole
and eat big, juicy worms for his tea.
If you ever have one in your lawn
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McTag
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Thu 1 Nov, 2007 07:49 am
If you ever have one in your lawn
And your grass is all lumpy and torn
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Doowop
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Thu 1 Nov, 2007 07:54 am
If you ever have one in your lawn
And your grass is all lumpy and torn
Just go get that gun
Grandad stole from the Hun
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McTag
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Thu 1 Nov, 2007 07:57 am
If you ever have one in your lawn
And your grass is all lumpy and torn
Just go get that gun
Grandad stole from the Hun
It should shoot well enough, although foreign.
That ought to take care of the critter
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Doowop
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Thu 1 Nov, 2007 08:06 am
That ought to take care of the critter
If not, hide all night in the sh*tter,
He'll come out at night
And, if you aim right
Your lawn will start to look fitter.
There's newspaper there that's been hoarded
On a nail in the wall that's been boarded
But don't use it all
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theollady
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Mon 28 Jan, 2008 11:03 pm
This has always been a pleasant challenge.
There's newspaper there that's been hoarded
On a nail in the wall that's been boarded
But don't use it all
Or this topic might fall
Then good pleasure will not be afforded!
What happened to limerick 'posters'
Disappearing like one sided toasters!
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McTag
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Tue 29 Jan, 2008 01:55 am
What happened to limerick 'posters'
Disappearing like one sided toasters
They've upped sticks and went
With their camels and tent
And gone to join Barnums as showsters
Yes they've disappeared lock, stock and barrel
With their goods, chattels, kids and apparel
