Yes they've disappeared lock, stock and barrel
With their goods, chattels, kids and apparel
High-tailing it over
The white cliffs of Dover
As the Snark did (please see Lewis Carroll).
But lo! Some of them have returned!
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Tue 29 Jan, 2008 10:16 am
Great limericks
But lo! Some of them have returned!
Limerick verse in their brest is burned!
Their ground is not fallow
Their spirit not callow
And for the old friends they have YEARNED.
Let us speak of a Spring day ahead
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McTag
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Tue 29 Jan, 2008 11:44 am
Let us speak of a Spring day ahead
Are you kidding? I'm staying in bed
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theollady
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Wed 30 Jan, 2008 03:47 pm
Let us speak of a Spring day ahead
Are you kidding? I'm staying in bed
I think that is good
While the snow's on the wood
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aidan
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Wed 30 Jan, 2008 04:40 pm
Let us speak of a Spring day ahead
Are you kidding? I'm staying in bed
I think that is good
While the snow's on the wood
And the shovel can stay in the shed.
The ice is perfect for skating
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theollady
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Fri 1 Feb, 2008 08:39 pm
The ice is perfect for skating
It is not the time for waiting,
We'll get on the skates and
Make figure eights!
And soon, I bet we'll be dating.
It's bedtime, I'm late for a shower
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aidan
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Fri 1 Feb, 2008 09:55 pm
It's bedtime, I'm late for a shower
Soapy water revives, imparts power
You're squeaky clean; listen!
You can hear yourself glisten-
as fresh as a just blooming flower
There once was a man on a bus
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Clary
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Sat 2 Feb, 2008 02:39 am
There once was a man on a bus
Who delighted in making a fuss.
When a woman got on
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aidan
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Sat 2 Feb, 2008 07:59 pm
There once was a man on a bus
Who delighted in making a fuss.
When a woman got on
with her sweet boyfriend, Ron
He asked, "Damn, why's she with that old cuss?"
But everyone has their odd quirks
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Clary
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Sun 3 Feb, 2008 05:45 am
But everyone has their odd quirks -
There's old Patrick O'Toole at the works.
When he stands up to pee
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aidan
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Sun 3 Feb, 2008 07:32 am
But everyone has their odd quirks -
There's old Patrick O'Toole at the works.
When he stands up to pee
He says, "Hey, look at me
And behold where real greatness lurks."
But he's not the oddest, it's true
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Clary
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Sun 3 Feb, 2008 09:39 am
But he's not the oddest, it's true -
There's kinky serveuse Ella-Lou,
With her red beesting lips
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aidan
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Sun 3 Feb, 2008 11:34 am
But he's not the oddest, it's true -
There's kinky serveuse Ella-Lou,
With her red beesting lips
And lovely svelte hips
How can one bear bid her adieu?
Bon-Bon means 'good good' in Paris
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McTag
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Sun 3 Feb, 2008 12:37 pm
Bon-Bon means 'good good' in Paris
That's one place that I'd sure like to be....
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Clary
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Sun 3 Feb, 2008 01:52 pm
Bon-Bon means 'good good' in Paris
That's one place that I'd sure like to be,
The glittering streets
And delectable eats
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McTag
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Sun 3 Feb, 2008 02:30 pm
Bon-Bon means 'good good' in Paris
That's one place that I'd sure like to be,
The glittering streets
And delectable eats
Make it seem like in Southend-on-Sea.
Foreign travel does broaden the mind
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spikepipsqueak
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Sun 3 Feb, 2008 06:24 pm
Foreign travel does broaden the mind.
Plane travel, the same, my behind.
I just gain an insight
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McTag
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Mon 4 Feb, 2008 02:50 am
Foreign travel does broaden the mind.
Plane travel, the same, my behind.
I just gain an insight
As anyone might
And it makes me much poorer, I find
Okay, listen up, here's the thing-
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aidan
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Mon 4 Feb, 2008 05:10 am
Okay, listen up, here's the thing
I think I just heard the phone ring
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Clary
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Mon 4 Feb, 2008 11:49 am
Okay, listen up, here's the thing
I think I just heard the phone ring
Oh no, it's the wife
A-sharpening her knife
Because she discovered my fling.
