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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
hiama
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 08:47 am
The gazebo was the place for a smoke
I'd thought to slip back for a toke
When along came a spy
Who I won't dignify
With the deference of calling him a bloke !

Sometimes I just want to scream
Its all seems just a bad dream....
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marycat
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 10:19 am
Sometimes I just want to scream
It all seems just a bad dream
We're out of tea
Oh my, oh me!
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 11:53 am
Sometimes I just want to scream
It all seems just a bad dream
We're out of tea
Oh my, oh me!
I'VE GOT TO GET SOME CAFFEINE!
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 11:54 am
Once again it's the end of the week
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 12:02 pm
Once again it's the end of the week
And the earth will inherit the meek
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 02:37 pm
Once again it's the end of the week
And the earth will inherit the meek
Surely thats wrong
I hear the throng
Its back to back and cheek to cheek

Avatars are great exemplars....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 03:23 pm
Avatars are great exemplars,
They tell the world who we ares...
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:48 pm
Avatars are great exemplars,
They tell the world who we ares
Or rather what we aint
We all will like to be a saint
If lights went out and we saw the stars

Goodnight bunny I must to sleep
I have some zzzzzs to reap......( night night)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:53 pm
Goodnight bunny I must to sleep
I have some zzzzzs to reap,
While Bunny wakes
And makes mistakes,
A perfect rest I'll keep!


Time zones are a thing of much grrrrrrrrrr....
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 06:12 pm
Time zones are a thing of much grrrrrrrrrr....
She said as she flounced her coiffeur
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 11:00 pm
Time zones are a thing of much grrrrrrrrrr....
She said as she flounced her coiffure
I'll give Qantas a call
In Florida I'll loll
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 01:49 am
Time zones are a thing of much grrrrrrrrrr....
She said as she flounced her coiffure
I'll give Qantas a call
In Florida I'll loll
While remaining composed and demure


Today, here, has twenty-five hours
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 02:18 am
Today, here, has twenty-five hours
Stay up, and you'll see a moon flower
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 03:24 am
Today, here, has twenty-five hours
Stay up, and you'll see a moon flower
It's the first day of spring
Strut your stuff, do your thing
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:28 am
Today, here, has twenty-five hours
Stay up, and you'll see a moon flower
It;s the first day of spring
Strut your stuff, do your thing
And remember the words "Flower Power!"

There was an old man from St. Louie
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 11:35 am
There was an old man from St. Louie
Whose favorite dish was Chop Suey
Because of the gout
He'd order take-out...
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:06 pm
There was an old man from St. Louie
Whose favorite dish was Chop Suey
Because of the gout
He'd order take-out
And deny he seemed Mr. McGooy


Flower power is back on the streets
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:13 pm
Flower power is back on the streets
we'll soon see tank tops and bare feet
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:34 pm
Flower Power is back on the streets
we'll soon see tank tops and bare feet
Our kids have the joy
Of returning to Troy
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:37 pm
Flower power is back on the street
We'll soon see tank tops and bare feet
With kissing and hugs
We'll make some rugs
Lie down on them and be indiscreet

Chocolate is the next best thing to sex
Just ask my friend bunnisaurus rex...
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