he met an old flame who's called nell
with a tummy that'd easily swell
(good one! :wink: )
he met an old flame who's called nell
with a tummy that'd easily swell
If you pull back slow
And don't quickly go
You'll fall victim to the Big Sell.
It's best to keep some powders dry..
It's best to keep some powders dry,
Such as worm meds for corgi or pi-
Dogs and bitches alike
It's best to keep some powders dry,
Such as worm meds for corgi or pi-
Dogs and bitches alike
And for those who hike
And who whistle up at the sky.
Don't such folk just get on your nerves?
It's best to keep some powders dry,
Such as worm meds for corgi or pi-
Dogs and bitches alike
Psychologists psyche
It's best to keep some powders dry,
Such as worm meds for corgi or pi-
Dogs and bitches alike
Psychologists psyche
And cryologists always cry.
A terrible smell from the kitchen
A terrible smell from the kitchen
Suggests to us all there's a hitch in
The planned Irish stew,
And a whisky or two.
Before tackling Yeats works of fiction.
Mae West was a piece of hot stuff,
Mae West was a piece of hot stuff,
Small, fat and a bit of a bluff
Drag queens can do that
They have it off pat
Despite being minus a muff.
Lets go for a stroll on the Prom.
Lets go for a stroll on the Prom.
I'll call you ben and you call me Tom,
Lets go for a stroll on the prom
i'll call you Ben and you call me Tom
though you are a complete alien
i won't ask where you're from
Lets go for a stroll on the prom
i'll call you Ben and you call me Tom
though you are a complete alien
I won't ask where you're from
as long as you have a worldly mom.
I am itching to change the subject
i'm itching to change the subject
all those loosers at the love set
pretending its all an act
after which they should rest
but they don't even know what they do best!
how about a nice walk outside
how about a nice walk outside
with a big sexy man at my side
but I am so fat and lazy
and this bra drives me crazy
maybe lets just go for a ride.
Wow, thats a nice automobile
Wow, that's a nice automobile
Nice to see and to hear and to feel
Wow, that's a nice automobile
Nice to see and to hear and to feel
Lets go for a ride
With you as my guide
Wow, that's a nice automobile
Nice to see and to hear and to feel
Lets go for a ride
With you as my guide
And fortunate me at the wheel.
We'll bowl along old English lanes
We'll bowl along old English lanes
Say "Goodbye" to all aches and pains,
We'll bowl along old English lanes
Say "Goodbye" to all aches and pains,
We'll talk as we meander
the lush english lavender
We'll bowl along old English lanes
Say "Goodbye" to all aches and pains,
We'll talk as we meander
the lush english lavender
And laugh like we were insane.
So now let's get on the road
So now let's get on the road
And pay a call on dear Maud
She's open all hours
And doesn't do sours
