A man once went fishing for shrimp
Renouncing his job as a pimp
Crustaceans he found
Worth more by the pound
Aha! said he, I'm redempt
I'm sleepy and hungry, it seems
I'm sleepy and hungry, it seems
And my mind is jam-packed with daydreams...
I'm sleepy and hungry, it seems
And my mind is jam-packed with daydreams...
I'm free, I say
And ready to play
I'm sleepy and hungry, it seems
And my mind is jam-packed with daydreams...
I'm free, I say
And ready to play
'Cause it's playing that my life redeems.
I'd love to learn playing the tuba
I'd love to learn playing the tuba
Ever since my quick trip to Aruba
I'd love to learn playing the tuba
Ever since my quick trip to Aruba
With "oompahs" so grand
'Twas the star of the band
I'd love to learn playing the tuba
Ever since my quick trip to Aruba
With "oompahs" so grand
'Twas the star of the band
Next year I may make it in Cuba !
Summer is now on its way
It feels warmer day by day...
Summer is now on its way
It feels warmer day by day...
The clothes are coming off,
T'is true, don't scoff
Summer is now on its way
It feels warmer day by day...
The clothes are coming off,
T'is true, don't scoff.
(Your fly is unzipped, by the way!)
The autumn is bringing its chill
The autumn is bringing its chill
I dread seeing the first heating bill
The autumn is bringing its chill
I dread seeing the first heating bill
What's wrong with this country of mine,
Rest of the world is welcoming the sunshine
The autumn is bringing its chill
We gott'm the spring and its brill
With gambolling lambs
And haunches like hams
In our shorts as we cycle uphill
The autumn is bring its chill
I dread seeing the first heating bill
What's wrong with this country of mine,
Rest of the world is welcoming the sunshine
Who'll emigrate to OZ? I will!
What a treat to be part of this thread
What a treat to be part of this thread,
Though I wish that I still was in bed...
What a treat to be part of this thread,
Though I wish that I still was in bed
So I grab my laptop
Into bed I hop
What a treat to be part of this thread,
Though I wish that Is still was in bed
So I grab my laptop
Into bed I hop
And pretend that its Sunday instead.
One night by the light of the moon,
One night by the light of the moon,
I was dallying with a baboon
One night by the light of the moon,
I was dallying with a baboon.
When up in the tree
Came a duena to see
One night by the light of the moon
I was dallying with a baboon
When up in a tree
Came a duena to see
And I thought, "how opportune."
The gazebo was the place for a smoke
The gazebo was the place for a smoke
I'd thought to slip back for a toke
When along came a spy
The gazebo was the place for a smoke
I'd thought to slip back for a toke
When along came a spy
Who I won't dignify
