My legs are long and silky
The tea I'm drinking is milky
My fag's half way down
The maid's got a gown
And all I got was a hickey!
Who said you could all go away??
Perpetual means more than today!!!
Who said you could all go away??
Perpetual means more than today!!!
Don't be a bore.
Let's hear more!
Write limericks! -- up and awaayy!
There were some weeks of quiet
But now let the words run riot
There were some weeks of quiet
But now let the words run riot
Entendres are triple
Fair, foul and kerpiffle
Words like to play, you should try it.
If given the chance to go flying
If given the chance to go flying
You won't hear me crying.
I'd rather be high
Up there in the sky
If given the chance to go flying
You won't hear me crying.
I'd rather be high
Up there in the sky
Than down here on earth doing 'dying'!
My skirt went to South with a twist
But actually I was walking west
My skirt went to South with a twist
But actually I was walking west.
It swung back and forth
As I turned due North
My skirt went to South with a twist
But actually I was walking west.
It swung back and forth
As I turned due North
I felt I wasn't quite dressed!
A winter storm is now brewing
Some late gathered veggies are stewing
A winter storm is now brewing
Some late gathered veggies are stewing
Bring on some bread
And a wine that is red
Then a movie we will be viewing
So you are catching the corners of fame
So you are catching the corners of fame
Cameras ablaze, and they all know your name
So you are catching the corners of fame
Cameras ablaze, and they all know your name.
You know you'll go far --
You're such a big star.
But if you bomb, that'd be a shame.
There once was a big star named Rocky
Who felt so awfully cocky
There once was a big star named Rocky
Who felt so awfully cocky
After 5 films he got tired
And his contract expired
But a return would not shock me
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The triple-six page has come round
There's mischief abroad, I'll be bound
The triple-six page has come round
There's mischief abroad, I'll be bound.
I'll ward off mean tricks
With my crucifix
The triple-six page has come round
There's mischief abroad, I'll be bound.
I'll ward off mean tricks
With my crucifix
And ignore that weird keening sound.
Halloween was more'n a fortnight ago
"Halloween was more'n a fortnight ago,"
He said as he lit the flambeau
"Halloween was more'n a fortnight ago,"
He said as he lit the flambeau.
He gave a shout
As the light went out
"Halloween was more'n a fortnight ago,"
He said as he lit the flambeau.
He gave a shout
As the light went out
And a snake traversed his big toe.
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This serpent was quite the smart asp
This serpent was quite the smart asp,
Causing Gus to give out a gasp.
But the pesky snake
This serpent was quite the smart asp,
Causing Gus to give out a gasp.
But the pesky snake,
Was felled by a rake
With a firm, yet sinister grasp.
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Of reality, it's often said,
That the hat should shelter the head.
Of reality, it's often said,
That the hat should shelter the head.
What it means I can't say,
But I like it that way......
