His dining room habits were dire
He would set the table afire
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snood
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 09:34 pm
His dining room habits were dire
He would set the table afire
and as the house burnt down
he'd pile food in mounds
then gobble until he was tired
I've had it to here with George Bush
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Merry Andrew
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 09:38 pm
I've had it to here with George Bush.
Wanna kick him right in the tush
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Jose Cuervo
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 09:43 pm
I've had it to here with George Bush.
Wanna kick him right in the tush
he stole the election
can't get no affection
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snood
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 10:21 pm
I've had it to here with George Bush.
Wanna kick him right in the tush
he stole the election
can't get no affection
Besides being a backsliding lush
Some think themselves more than they are
big wigs all, shakers and stars
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Mame
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 10:27 pm
Some think themselves more than they are
big wigs all, shakers and stars
little do they know
They're about to grow
nose hairs that reach out to Mars!
And won't that just be a sight
That'll make your eyeballs go tight!
Nose hairs that have grown
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Jose Cuervo
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 10:35 pm
And won't that just be a sight
That'll make your eyeballs go tight!
Nose hairs that have grown
'til seeds could be sown
(HI Mame ;^)
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Mame
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 10:41 pm
And won't that just be a sight
That'll make your eyeballs go tight!
Nose hairs that have grown
'til seeds could be sown
Oh, and braided from left to right
There was an old lady from here
Who couldn't abide to be near
her daughter or son
from 10 until 1
Hola Jose!
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Jose Cuervo
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 10:49 pm
There was an old lady from here
Who couldn't abide to be near
her daughter or son
from 10 until 1
She said, "they will drink all my beer!"
There once was a man from Lake Placid
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Mame
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Thu 17 Aug, 2006 11:54 pm
There once was a man from Lake Placid
Whose nose was incredibly flaccid
But he had girls galore
So he wasn't a bore
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McTag
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Fri 18 Aug, 2006 01:51 am
There once was a man from Lake Placid
Whose nose was incredibly flaccid
But he had girls galore
So he wasn't a bore
Once he got well pumped up on acid
Lake Placid is nice, calm, and flat
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spendius
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Fri 18 Aug, 2006 08:21 am
Lake Placid is nice, calm, and flat
Like a pitch on which one should bat
But when the cracks grow
Is is best to go
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Clary
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Fri 18 Aug, 2006 08:44 am
Lake Placid is nice, calm, and flat
Like a pitch on which one should bat
But when the cracks grow
It is best to go
Or you'll end up flat as your hat.
How does one utter "Lake Tahoe"
Does it rhyme with Rachel Heigh-Ho?
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spendius
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Fri 18 Aug, 2006 09:45 am
How does one utter "Lake Tahoe"
Does it rhyme with Rachel Heigh-Ho?
I'd say just about
But not with a shout
I'd rather have camisado.
But I'm not an expert worst luck
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WhoodaThunk
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Sat 19 Aug, 2006 07:34 am
But I'm not an expert worst luck
In my overturned pickup truck
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McTag
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Sat 19 Aug, 2006 08:04 am
But I'm not an expert worst luck
In my overturned pickup truck
A overturned vehicle?
Borrow my VW Beetle
It goes f*ckity f*ckity f*ck
An air-cooled flat four, they do say
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Mame
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Sat 19 Aug, 2006 08:29 am
An air-cooled flat four, they do
Is the hip way to go today
But I must implore
What's "air-cooled flat four"?
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McTag
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Sat 19 Aug, 2006 08:36 am
An air-cooled flat four, they do say
Is the hip way to go today
But I must implore
What's "air-cooled flat four"?
It's an engine, but vintage, okay?
Ferdi Porche was the guy who first built it
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Clary
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Sat 19 Aug, 2006 12:51 pm
Ferdi Porche was the guy who first built it
And the flapper girls soon more than filled it
Whisht, can you hear?
"Too-too spiffing my dear!"
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Jose Cuervo
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Sat 19 Aug, 2006 01:20 pm
Ferdi Porche was the guy who first built it
And the flapper girls soon more than filled it
Whisht, can you hear?
"Too-too spiffing my dear!"
A washing machine could've killed it
