Ferdi Porche was the guy who first built it
And the flapper girls soon more than filled it
Whisht, can you hear?
"Too-too spiffing my dear!"
Not knowing Limerick's limit.
The Dizzies don't know things like that
They use the fine style of their hat
And a well turned calf
And breasts cleaved in half
And
The Dizzies don't know things like that
They use the fine style of their hat
And a well turned calf
And breasts cleaved in half
Just try not to make one too phat
{let's try this again ;^}
A Porsche is a souped up Volkswagon...
A Porsche is a souped up Volkswagon...
A Beetle pimped-out for the braggin'
A Porsche is a souped up Volkswagon
A Beetle pimped-out for the braggin'
the dollars you've paid
just tryin' a get laid
A Porsche is a souped-up Volkswagen
A Beetle pimped-out for the braggin'
the dollars you've paid
just tryin' a get laid
By some chick with breath like a dragon
Her problem was halitosis
Her problem was halitosis
And every young suitor knows this,
A girl with foul breath
Her problem was halitosis
And every young suitor knows this,
A girl with foul breath
And covered with sweat
Will face an unhealthy prognosis.
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Hand-wringing and what-nots and whys
Will only repel all the boys
Hand-wringing and what-nots and whys
Will only repel all the boys
But not like the pox
In one like an ox
Then you're better off with your toys.
But ladies on here are quite pure
Of that you can be very sure
They might wring you out
Or give you a clout
But ladies on here are quite pure
Of that you can be very sure
They might wring you out
Or give you a clout
Or complain that it's not 'less', it's 'fewer'.
There are saucy pedantic wretches
There are saucy pedantic wretches
Who lecture us for long stretches
On proper grammar.
Wish I had a hammer
There are saucy pedantic wretches
Who lecture us for long stretches
On proper grammar.
Wish I had a hammer
Put an end to all of these kvetches!
The men on this board are a treat
They're the best that you'd want to meet
They're so gallant
You can never daunt
The gentlemen on this fine beat.
So say what you will and you will!!
Speak up and give us a right thrill...
So say what you will and you will!!
Speak up and give us a right thrill...
Inform us of how
We'll do it all now
And you've no need to take the pill.
There's Andy and Mac and there's me
There's Andy and Mac and there's me
But so far I count only three
There's Gus and Slappy
Who makes me happy
There's Andy and Mac and there's me
But so far I count only three
There's Gus and Slappy
Who makes me happy
They're probably off on a spree.
And we three are all that you've got
And we three are all that you've got
But three is really quite a lot
And we three are all that you've got
But three is really quite a lot
Well-I'm not so sure
Less is not fewer
You cross the "i"s, me the dot.
She's better than Nell is our Mame
But she might be a bit more tame
At least she is here
And not very dear
She's better than Nell is our Mame
But she might be a bit more tame
At least she is here
And not very dear
She comes cheap for a rich sort of dame.
Now spendi's another matter
All day in the pub getting fatter
On crisps and on beer
Which gives him great cheer
Now spendi's another matter
All day in the pub getting fatter
On crisps and on beer
Which gives him great cheer
Ane enables good A2K chatter.
I still think Mame's top-shelf
But I speak for only myself.
I still think Mame's top-shelf
But I speak for only myself.
Me, I miss Mathos
Humor and pathos
And bluster and ego times twelve.
So what'd you get off the rich dame?
But words on a screen in a game?
So what'd you get off the rich dame?
But words on a screen in a game?
Which dance in the mind
I think most chaps find
And which sometimes burst into flame
Ladies are catty we know well
