"I've just arrived here from the East
And I've been baptised by a priest,
And I'm not Islamic
So come to my hammock
And sip Chateauneuf with your feast.
"Thank you my Madame for your grace"
A blush has just come to my face.
That sweet Chateauneuf
Turns me to a goof
"Thank you my Madame for your grace"
A blush has just come to my face.
That sweet Chateauneuf
Turns me to a goof -
Could you now please undo yonder lace?
The lady turned all shades of red
The lady turned all shades of red
These last moments all 'gone to her head'
Hello there, theollady! long time no post
The lady turned all shades of red
These last moments all 'gone to her head'
She fluttered her lashes
The lady turned all shades of red
These last moments all 'gone to her head'
She fluttered her lashes
Between her hot flashes
The lady turned all shades of red
These last moments all 'gone to her head'
She fluttered her lashes
Between her hot flashes
Then reflected that romance was dead
What chance of a port in a storm?
My,my!What a burst of creativity all at once.
What chance of a port in a storm?
Mac's feeling all lost and forlorn
Just gulp down some beer
A garuanteed cheer
What chance of a port in a storm?
Mac's feeling all lost and forlorn
Just gulp down some beer
A garuanteed cheer
And for your port you can mourn
She wore the brightest red shoes
She wore the brightest red shoes
As she sang the old Delta Blues.
It's a three chord song
Which doesn't last long
She wore the brightest red shoes
As she sang the old Delta Blues.
It's a three chord song
Which doesn't last long
But the impulse she couldn't refuse
Her eyes were drowsy with sleep
Her eyes were drowsy with sleep
She had counted most of her sheep
The ones she had missed
Are hiding and pissed
Her eyes were drowsy with sleep
She had counted most of her sheep
The ones she had missed
Are hiding and pissed
For those are the ones she will keep
She melted today in the heat
As she worried about her lost sheep
She melted today in the heat
As she worried about her lost sheep
Which had jumped the fence
Having learned some sense
And escaped from Little Bo-peep.
There was one she never could find
(Cooler Friday.)
There was one she never could find
And he was of an uncommon kind
She thought she could tease
He wasn't easy to please
There was one she never could find
And he was of uncommon kind
She thought she could tease
He wasn't easy to please
For teasing he wasn't designed.
He favoured the ease of the bone
For that he was very well known
He favoured the ease of the bone
For that he was very well known
He was grumpy and rude
Still a fun sort of dude
He favoured the ease of the bone
For that he was very well known
He was grumpy and rude
Still a fun sort of dude.
You should see him after he's flown.
Rude! Oh no, not nohow. Never!
His grumps are like a soft feather
He seeketh to please
Rude! Oh no, not nohow. Never!
His grumps are like a soft feather
He seeketh to please
But not on his knees
Rude! Oh no, not nohow. Never!
His grumps are like a soft feather
He seeketh to please
But not on his knees
Which limits useful endevour.
One thinks of a spit and a roast
