Is working at Hallmark much fun?
Is it all that you've ever done?
Is working at Hallmark much fun?
Is it all that you've ever done?
Not quite exactly
I once had a pee
Being watched by a sweet young nun.
Twas on a day such as this
And I loved that darling young Miss.
Twas on a day such as this
And I loved that darling young Miss.
When it started to thunder
We cuddled up under
Her habit, and started to kiss.
The rain deluged down all around
The rain deluged down all around
Then Brown Owl came up with a bound
"I'm all dripping wet
The rain deluged down all around
Then Brown Owl came up with a bound
"I'm all dripping wet!"
He said "Look here, pet,
Come with me before you get drowned."
She squawked and turned beetroot red
She squawked and turned beetroot red
Although owls hoot, or so it is said
Anyway, squawk or hoot
She didn't half look cute
She squawked and turned beetroot red
Although owls hoot, or so it is said
Anyway, squawk or hoot
She didn't half look cute
With her Guide cap perched on her head.
She gave her whistle a good blow
She gave her whistle a good blow
And then her nose, don't you know
She hopped on one foot
And the other she put
She gave her whistle a good blow
And then her nose, don't you know
She hopped on one foot
And the other she put
On a ledge up by the window.
The nun turned away in disgust
The nun turned away in disgust
For reasons already discussed,
She hated the Guides
The nun turned away in disgust
For reasons already discussed,
She hated the Guides
Preferring fast rides
With bishops excited by lust.
By this time the rain had eased off
By this time the rain had eased off
And she'd quaffed her flask of Smirnoff
By this time the rain had eased off
And she'd quaffed her flask of Smirnoff
Which whacked out her head
"Whersh the bish?",she said,
"I'm really in need of a boff".
But the bish was nowhere in sight.
But the bish was nowhere in sight.
(T'would help if she turned on her light)
She got to the door
Fell down on the floor
Said, To hell with it all, GOOD NIGHT!!
She started a-snoring - big time!
She started a-snoring - big time!
Flatulating nearly in rhyme
Then up came the sun
To restart the fun
She started a-snoring - big time!
Flatulating nearly in rhyme
Then up came the sun
To restart the fun
So she poured a whiskey and lime.
She drank it back in one go
Just like her big sister Flo
She drank it back in one go
Just like her big sister Flo
She jumped out of bed
And stood on her head
And switched on the light with her toe.
Her exercise over and done
Her excercise over and done
She headed to town for some fun
But while hailing a cab
Her excercise over and done
She headed to town for some fun
But while hailing a cab
She met an arab
Who cried "Oh magnificent one!"
"I've just arrived here from the East
"I've just arrived here from the East
And I've been baptised by a priest,
