They found him beside an old tree
Where Mame had been stung by a bee
An excited few
Formed an orderly queue
Spendi, that was quite beautiful, musical and poetic. You are a prince among men.
They found him beside an old tree
Where Mame had been stung by a bee
An excited few
Formed an orderly queue
'Cos Mame isn't cheap she is free.
"Now listen my lads!", she exclaimed
I know you all think I've been tamed
(Very gracious Mac)
and here I was writing a rebuttal... hmpf!
"Now listen my lads!", she exclaimed
I know you all think I've been tamed
The truth of it is
I'm really a wiz!
Up till now I have been misnamed...
I'm really not known by that name
That infamous handle of Mame
I act-u-ally
live out by the sea
I'm really not known by that name
That infamous handle of Mame
I act-u-ally
live out by the sea
Where my mom & my dad are to blame.
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A young girl who lived by the sea
A young girl who lived by the sea
Invited me once to look see
Astounded I was
To see all that fuzz
And she then asked to look at me.
But Mum brought me up to be shy
But Mum brought me up to be shy
And I guess that might explain why
I was forty-three
Before I would see
A girl didn't look like a guy.
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Since then I've made up for lost time
Since then I've made up for lost time
I suppose this must be my prime
I've shed a few skins
And dumped them in bins
And it really is quite sublime.
But now I have no money left
And my ribs show all through my chest
I've nearly gone blind
But now I have no money left
And my ribs show all through my chest
I've nearly gone blind
But don't really mind
As long as I've one more conquest.
No female can resist my charms
They wither once they're in my arms.
Alone or in twos
And sometimes with ewes
That wander too far from their farms.
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I'm fruitful and I multiply
I'm fruitful and I multiply
(couldn't say the same, I'm shy)
I'm fruitful and I multiply
(couldn't say the same, I'm shy)
I hide behind walls
In most shopping malls
I'm fruitful and I multiply
(couldn't say the same, I'm shy)
I hide behind walls
In most shopping malls
Im a bushwhacker type of guy.
I jump out from behind the screen
That's between the soups and the cream
I jump out from behind the screen
That's between the soups and the cream.
Please take a sample
You'll find me most ample
I jump out from behind the screen
That's between the soups and the cream.
Please take a sample
You'll find me most ample
I'll paint colours into your dream.
"I've heard that before you",she said
And turned with a toss of the head
"I've heard that before you",she said
And turned with a toss of the head
she flipped him off quick
as her heels they did click
and left him behind seeing red
But did that deter him? Oh NO!
But did that deter him? Oh NO!
He fancied becoming her beaux
He hid down an aisle
And waited a while
But did that deter him? Oh NO!
He fancied becoming her beaux
He hid down an aisle
And waited a while
Once again just to be told to "GO!"
This poor chap he just wouldn't quit
And thought "oh this next time is IT!"
So began the stalking
and crazed lunatic talking
And dude's personality split.
See this is what love unreturned does
See this is what love unreturned does
It makes sap rise and the nerves buzz.
See this is what love unreturned does
It makes sap rise and the nerves buzz.
But if you calm down
and your mind is shown sound
See this is what love unreturned does
It makes sap rise and the nerves buzz.
But if you calm down
and your mind is shown sound
This game will then sink into schluzz.
Which I don't think Lims will approve
