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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 05:11 am
Which I don't think Lims will approve
Of dastardly plans to remove
The collected works
Of our many quirks
From the Writer's Block of the Louvre.

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Sally forth with nary a care
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 05:50 am
Sally forth with nary a care
Walked out without fixing her hair
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 07:18 am
Sally forth with nary a care
Walked out without fixing her hair
As she had no need
Being quite up to speed
With her backside almost all bare.

The construction workers all cheered
And even executives leered
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 07:37 am
The construction workers all cheered
And even executives leered
As Sally did sally
Into an alley
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 08:59 am
The construction workers all cheered
And even executives leered
As Sally did sally
Into an alley
Just as her parent's had feared

They lined up all one by one
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 09:29 am
They lined up all one by one
To take turns buttering the scone
In only two hours
Sal had ten dollars
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 02:04 pm
They lined up all one by one
To take turns buttering the scone
In only two hours
Sal had ten dollars
Then her pimp came and left her with one

She screamed "hey, i worked for that!"
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 03:55 pm
She screamed "hey, i worked for that!
Give it back or I'll knock you flat!"
He laughed and he sneered
"Oh You are Too Weird!"
And drove off in his cadillac.

She sat right down and she blubbered
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 05:27 pm
She sat right down and she blubbered
And vowed to start being stubbered
I'll give them a rhyme
To take up some time
And leave them all stuck and buggered.

But spendi was not to be stumped
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 07:20 pm
But spendi was not to be stumped
Instead, he was really pumped
"I'm the best, He crowed
Of all that I knowed"
Though his grammar shoulda been dumped.


He lifted his peg leg and waved
"For this, I eternally saved"
A man needs to walk
While gals need to talk
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 05:30 am
He lifted his peg leg and waved
"For this, I eternally saved"
A man needs to walk
While gals need to talk
But a kiss by those lips he craved.


It's a weakness by which men die
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 08:33 am
It's a weakness by which men die
Some will do the same, for an apple pie
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 09:37 am
It's a weakness by which men die
Some will do the same, for an apple pie
As Adam did once
The silly old nonce
And the whole world now has to cry.

But what about Mame's lips I ask
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 09:56 am
But what about Mame's lips I ask
They look like they've swallowed a flask!
Kiss me all over
I'll be in clover
In red, luscious lips I will bask.

Now what's up with you guys today?
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 10:14 am
Now what's up with you guys today?
I'm hanging about for some pay
I'm a gigolo
Or didn't you know
I'll kiss you wherever you say.

I'll bet Whoodathunk will agree
And he's nearer to you than me
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 02:09 pm
I'll bet Whoodathunk will agree
And he's nearer to you than me
The problem's his smell
It makes me unwell
If you trade places I'll give you a fee.

(Sorry, Whooda!!! lol)

"Now That's Not Correct and You Know it!"
WhoodaThunk replied, "Now Stow it!"
Mame, you're a rotter
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 02:22 pm
"Now That's Not Correct and You Know it!"
WhoodaThunk replied, "Now Stow it!"
Mame, you're a rotter
But getting hotter
I'll bet you know how to blow it!

The parson came in and he glared
And he frowned quite strong and he stared
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 02:25 pm
The parson came in and he glared
And he frowned quite strong and he stared
We don't tolerate
Language that straight!
Now get out of my sight, he blared.

They left with their heads hanging low
And heir shackles made them go slow
Spend Started to Cry
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 02:27 pm
Mame wrote:
I'll bet Whoodathunk will agree
And he's nearer to you than me
The problem's his smell
It makes me unwell
If you trade places I'll give you a fee.

(Sorry, Whooda!!! lol)


I did just come in from mowing, but ... Embarrassed

I'll bet Whoodathunk will agree
And he's nearer to you than me
But then Mrs. Thunk
Would be in a funk
On this our anniversary.

<<26 years today ... we were mere children at the time. Very Happy >>

"Now That's Not Correct and You Know it!"
WhoodaThunk replied, "Now Stow it!"
Mame, you're a rotter
But few are hotter
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 02:28 pm
Damn ... am I behind or what? Embarrassed
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