The servants were now all agog
The princess was kissing a frog
The servants were now all agog
The princess was kissing a frog
Who became a prince
And started to mince
As he vanished into the fog.
All the corgis started to bark
All the corgis started to bark
That was Nell coming through the park!
So she wasn't dead
She just lost her head
All the corgis started to bark
That was Nell coming through the park!
So she wasn't dead
She just lost her head
Which they found inside of a shark.
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Sweet Nell looks no worse for the wear
Sweet Nell looks no worse for the wear
Considering she's been "out there"
For nigh on a year
Without any beer
Sweet Nell looks no worse for the wear
Considering she's been "out there"
For nigh on a year
Without any beer
'Tis a wonder she has any hair.
If tearing your hair out's a crime...
If tearing your hair out's a crime...
Then I should be doing hard time.
From front to the back
I feel like Kojak
Paint me green & I'd look like a lime.
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It all can be fixed with Rogaine
It all can be fixed with Rogaine
But then you go down the drain
It's best not to dope
It's better to hope
It all can be fixed with Rogaine
But then you go down the drain
It's best not to dope
It's better to hope
But I'd rather rhyme it with Mame
Who's lips are impossibly red
Who's lips are impossibly red
Floating freely without a head
Who's lips are impossibly red
Floating freely without a head
Aren't they inviting
And quite exciting
Who's lips are impossibly red
Floating freely without a head
Aren't they inviting
And quite exciting
But where have her nose & eyes fled?
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A shepherd from over the hill
A shepherd from over the hill
Said "Is that there Mame on the pill?"
A shepherd from over the hill
Said "Is that there Mame on the pill?"
No, that is Spendi
Who's ever so trendy
But go ahead, think what you will.
Now where is McTag this find day?
He's keeping right out of the way
Has he been around?
We'll run him to ground
Now where is McTag this fine day?
He's keeping right out of the way
Has he been around?
We'll run him to ground
Well he's just popped right over to say:
Hello Mame and all of my friends
In the limerick that never ends
Hello Mame and all of my friends
In the limerick that never ends
Let's keep up the style
For mile after mile
As far as we can.It depends.
Now Rev had been called back to church
Now Rev has been called to Church
For the Words Mame Cut in the Birch
Whilst the black dove makes her perch
Still for the Reverend everyone searchs
After the wine, down forests he lurches
The heavenly man found at the gates
Charlie-
I know nudists can get used to wearing no clothes but they don't usually go bursting into a refined society gathering naked.
Just find out what a limerick is and then you'll be a welcome addition to our happy band. One is expected to make a little effort to join any group.
It's quite easy actually.
You didn't even copy this right-
Now Rev has been called back to church.
Okay, maybe this one is better, at least it follows the rhyme scheme!
Now Rev has been called back to church.
For words that he cut in the birch.
As the black dove starts to Sing
For Ancient Tales of Thespain Kings
In a Forest where Reverend perch
They find him by a Cherry Tree.
I think this is better. If someone could explain more, that be appreciated! I'm sorry, but I thought I understood it. I'll be sure to do more research next time!
It's easy Chas.
It's AABBA and 88558
Da dadah,dadah,dada Twice
Da, dahdah,dah dah Twice
And repeat No 1
The trouble with "They find him by a cherry tree" the stresses are in the wrong place even though you do have 8 but you'll get the swing of that with practice.
Try singing Mac's two lines-
Now where is McTag this fine day?
He's keeping right out of the way
As if you're dancing. You'll see the difference.
Also we like to keep the subject a bit risque. Not too much though. Just enough to make Mame blush a bit and me grin slightly sheepishly. You're being a bit intellectual.
One other thing. We try to leave each other easy rhymes rather than puzzles. It drives the sport more smoothly. We're not in a pissing match.
They found him beside an old tree
Where Mame had been stung by a bee
