He's backforwards and inside out
He's tossed, turned and spread about
If we look in the mirror
the message is clearer
It is a true limerick, no doubt!
Shall we continue with our rhyming?
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Eva
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 05:05 pm
Shall we continue with our rhyming?
That could be a matter of timing.
Some rhymers in Britain
Have just barely written...
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spendius
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 05:12 pm
Shall we continue with our rhyming?
That could be a matter of timing.
Some rhymers in Britain
Have just barely written...
So what's up with some more liming.
In England the meadows are sweet.
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Eva
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 09:24 pm
(I was talking about time differences, spendius. Some rhymers in Britain have just begun to write when those of us in America must go to bed. It wasn't a slam.)
In England the meadows are sweet
And the men are the finest you'll meet...
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Mame
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Tue 18 Apr, 2006 11:35 pm
In England the meadows are sweet
And the men are the finest you'll meet...
They do like their beer
For a lager they'll cheer
Too bad they have foul smelling feet
Canadian beer aint as good
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WhoodaThunk
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 03:27 am
Canadian beer aint as good
But Labatt sells well in my 'hood.
It's not the Rolls Royce,
But clearly my choice
When beer needs to taste like it should.
With Guiness it's called Black & Blue;
For me nothing else will do.
My dollars get spent
For beer that I rent
And recycle in the bar's loo.
++++++++++++++++++++
A young girl from coastal Malay
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Francis
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 03:37 am
A young girl from coastal Malay
Really nice, I met her, one day
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dlowan
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 04:48 am
A young girl from coastal Malay
Really nice, I met her, one day
'Though wholly a virgin
Was seized with an urgin'
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Merry Andrew
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 06:14 am
A young girl from coastal Malay
Really nice, I met her, one day
'Though wholly a virgin
Was seized with an urgin'
To get doflowered in Mandalay.
There once was a maid yclept Mary
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dlowan
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 06:29 am
There once was a maid yclept Mary
Whose body was, tragically, hairy
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spendius
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 07:34 am
There once was a maid yclept Mary
Whose body was, tragically, hairy
It wasn't her fault
The time of her moult
It spoilt the milk in the dairy.
Her Dad had big ears and was bald.
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Merry Andrew
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 08:50 am
Her Dad had big ears and was bald.
He was a right merry old salt.
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WhoodaThunk
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 09:01 am
Her Dad had big ears and was bald.
He was a right merry old salt.
His life's main mission
Was cussin' & fishin'
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spendius
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 01:43 pm
Her Dad had big ears and was bald.
He was a right merry old salt.
His life's main mission
Was cussin' & fishin'
At night on the sidewalk he sprawled
From drinking too much of strong ale
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Mame
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 01:45 pm
Her Dad had big ears and was bald.
He was a right merry old salt.
His life's main mission
Was cussin' & fishin'
And bellowing, "It's not my fault!"
He had a best friend named Dan
Who liked to read on the can
He preferred The Times
With White Collar Crimes
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spendius
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Wed 19 Apr, 2006 03:23 pm
He had a best friend named Dan
Who liked to read on the can
He preferred The Times
With White Collar Crimes
But made quite a mess of the pan.
Sometimes he went in the bushes
When he'd a touch of the rushes
The green of the leaves
Accompanied his heaves
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WhoodaThunk
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Thu 20 Apr, 2006 03:01 am
Sometimes he went in the bushes
When he'd a touch of the rushes
The green of the leaves
Accompanied his heaves
So he spewed from both ends in gushes.
++++++++++++++++++++++
A cowboy who hailed from Boise
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spendius
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Thu 20 Apr, 2006 05:37 am
A cowboy who hailed from Boise
Was well known as one of the boys
On Brokeback Mountain
He strutted pouting
But he only played with the toys
Our Nell would have showed him the ropes
And satisfied all his fond hopes
But she's dead and gone
She wasn't the one
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Mame
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Thu 20 Apr, 2006 09:22 am
Our Nell would have showed him the ropes
And satisfied all his fond hopes
But she's dead and gone
She wasn't the one
Now she's harassing the Pope/
The cowboy's 'friend' was Freddie
Who was nearly always ready
For a pig in a poke
And that is no joke
