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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 05:12 pm
What makes Stan such an oddity
He's better than he ought to be
He paints like a charm
At the funny farm
He is the family commodity.

He paints in oils & acrylics
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 05:15 pm
What makes Stan such an oddity
Is his fissog has such floridity
His nose is bright red
And the size of a shed
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 06:15 pm
What makes Stan such an oddity
Is his fissog has such floridity
His nose is bright red
And the size of a shed
So he's saving for rhinoplasty.

++++++++++++++++++++

Stan's big day arrived at long last
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 07:55 pm
Stan's big day arrived at long last
But the doctor performed much too fast
Instead of the schnozz...
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 11:33 pm
Hey, what's going on here? Are we all just writing our own? LOL... if that's the case, here goes...


He paints in oils & acrylics
A hobby he finds idyllic
It keeps his mind free
Allows him to be
Naturally hydrophyllic.

Stan's big day arrived at long last
But the doctor performed much too fast
Instead of the schnozz...
He got a new vase
On his face which was such a blast.

He then added water and roses
This was so much better than noses
The flowers smelled nice
And all would look twice
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 11:34 pm
Hey, what's going on here? Are we all just writing our own? LOL... if that's the case, here goes...


He paints in oils & acrylics
A hobby he finds idyllic
It keeps his mind free
Allows him to be
Naturally hydrophyllic.

Stan's big day arrived at long last
But the doctor performed much too fast
Instead of the schnozz...
He got a new vase
On his face which was such a blast.

He then added water and roses
This was so much better than noses
The flowers smelled nice
And all would look twice
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 05:35 am
Mame wrote:
Hey, what's going on here? Are we all just writing our own? LOL... if that's the case, here goes...

He paints in oils & acrylics
A hobby he finds idyllic
It keeps his mind free
Allows him to be
Naturally hydrophyllic.



<< My bad. Guess I didn't scroll up far enough ... Embarrassed >>

He then added water and roses
This was so much better than noses
The flowers smelled nice
And all would look twice
Which added to Stan's psychosis.

++++++++++++++++++++++++

Our Stan had a sister named Fran
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 08:23 am
Our Stan had a sister named Fran
Who only ate muffins of bran
All night and all day
I am sorry to say
She spent her whole life in the can.

She had shares in toilet paper
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 09:02 am
She had shares in toilet paper
And spray-on sweet smelling vapour
To disguise the fact
By showing some tact
On the state of the fart and the taper.

A sad turn has been taken I see
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 09:07 am
A sad turn has been taken I see
It couldn't be done more elegantly
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 09:21 am
A sad turn has been taken I see
It couldn't be done more elegantly
First Stan and now Fran
Visited Big Dan
Their brother, incidentally...

He'd doing time in jail, don't you know
For having an op that you grow
He made lots of bucks
But ran out of luck
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 05:00 pm
When hit by a truck covered in muck
Whilst being chased by the cops
Leaving the docks
With a bag of rocks
Concealed in his socks

When arrested he protested
His guilt he detested
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 03:24 am
<< Tryagain: Limerick Format = aabba rhyme scheme & 88558 syllable count ... give or take. >>

He'd doing time in jail, don't you know
For having an op that you grow
He made lots of bucks
But ran out of luck
And bunks with a young Eskimo.

+++++++++++++++++++

His cellmate, who's also a crook,
Is known in the yard as Nanook
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 04:09 am
I don't like the "narrative" limericks.
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:31 am
I don't like maple syrup.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 06:41 am
I do like maple syrup
It's very nice and sweet
I spread it on my pancakes
As I race along the street
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 07:05 am
Let's do it in bits and pieces
That will be easy for nieces
Who can't concentrate
Preferring to prate
And McTag owning the leases.

So go with it boy it's all yours
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 09:30 am
I like the narratives, so let's intersperse them with one another...

His cellmate, who's also a crook,
Is known in the yard as Nanook
He's got lots of mace
And a scar on his face
This pastry cook from Cornerbrook.

And he's quite the trendy dresser
His nick in the joint is The Presser
His duds are admired
And often desired
By every single transgressor.

He keeps his duds under lock and key
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 10:02 am
(Thank you WhoodaThunk, I am grateful for the pointers, I think it isÂ…)


NOITPECREP FO MELBORP A

thginK fo namow gnuoy a saw erehT
,thgir eht ot tfel eht morf etirw dluow ohW
rorrim a ni dekool ehs liT'
.rorre reh derevocsid dnA
!thgir eht morf tfel eht ot setirw ehs woN
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 10:32 am
Tryagain wrote:
(Thank you WhoodaThunk, I am grateful for the pointers, I think it is…)


NOITPECREP FO MELBORP A

thginK fo namow gnuoy a saw erehT
,thgir eht ot tfel eht morf etirw dluow ohW
rorrim a ni dekool ehs liT'
.rorre reh derevocsid dnA
!thgir eht morf tfel eht ot setirw ehs woN


Laughing
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