She jumped in the back seat 'midst cheering
From the passersby who were leering
She jumped in the back seat 'midst cheering
From the passersby who were leering
The car turned about
Its crew gave a shout
As Nell took over the steering.
Now Nell was not known as a bluffer
She'd once had a job as a fluffer
<Fluffer?>
Now Nell was not known as a bluffer
She'd once had a job as a fluffer.
Determined to pass,
She gave it some gas
Honest WT-do you really not know what a fluffer is or are you just trying to goad me into defining it for your amusement?
It's an American word I gather.
Now Nell was not known as a bluffer
She'd once had a job as a fluffer.
Determined to pass,
She gave it some gas
And four of 'em gave her a muffer.
But the car was an old clapped out Caddy
<<Spendius: Nope & my ignorance level just doubled cuz I don't know what a "muffer" is either.>>
WT.
I found both on Google within 1 minute.
But the car was an old clapped out Caddy
And borrowed off somebody's Daddy
Spendius: Guess what? I'm saving myself a minute!
Well WT-they do say curiosity killed the cat.
But the car was an old clapped out Caddy
And borrowed off somebody's Daddy
With a foot on the gas
It was real tough to pass
And had a tiger badge on the raddie.
Well who gets to go first this time?
It's a Jock, and one in his prime
Well who gets to go first this time?
It's a Jock, and one in his prime
He wears a daft hat
That's not at all flat
And he sure does look eager to shine.
You owe us an opening line,
Spendius, old pal o' mine.
You owe us an opening line,
Spendius, old pal o' mine.
Well I've been tonsured
And Nell's been censored
And she was a sweetheart of mine
She brought back the Story of O
She brought back the Story of O
And we leered and said, 'ho ho ho!'
She brought back the Story of O
And we leered and said, 'ho ho ho!'
But some wished that Nell
Was in heaven or hell
Didn't matter as long as she'd go.
And so-o-o-o ...
With variations ...
There once was a girl named Nell
Who took an atomic pill.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
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May Nell finally rest in peace
May Nell finally rest in peace.
Yeah, she was kind of a sleaze.
May Nell finally rest in peace.
Yeah, she was kind of a sleaze.
It's only a dope
Who'd entertain such a hope
Given the nature of he's.
Just look at the theme of most songs
It's a pleading arising from throngs
Just look at the theme of most songs
It's a pleading arising from throngs:
Give peace a chance
And always wear pants
Pulled high so we can't see your thongs.
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Remember when skivvies were hidden
Remember when skivvies were hidden
And did what the Master had bidden
But the four poster beds
Went to their heads
Remember when skivvies were hidden
And did what the Master had bidden
But the four poster beds
Went to their heads
They were done if they did or the didden.
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The gentry were cruel, tis said
The gentry were cruel, tis said
They did unto others, then fled
