After that, Nell walked with a limp
So they all called her Gal the Gimp
It didn't impede
Her sexual needs
And all she needes now is a pimp.
This continual 'dead' or 'alive'
How many times, four or five?
Was enough to drive
Her out of her mind
And her health took a sharp nose dive.
She wandered the state institution
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 10:54 am
She wandered the state institution
Before morning pill distribution.
Where will it end? She
Yearned for her Spendi,
That Viagra-fueled Lilliputian.
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Through the door he came a-crashing
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McTag
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 11:16 am
Through the door he came a-crashing
That bonnie Scot, Angus McGlashan
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spendius
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 11:34 am
Through the door he came a-crashing
That bonnie Scot, Angus McGlashan
With his skirt all awry
And his sporran afly
You could see he was ready for passion
"Come here my good man," said a nurse
"I can see you don't need to rehearse,"
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 11:43 am
"Come here my good man," said a nurse
"I can see you don't need to rehearse."
"Your pump's clearly primed,"
Nell teasingly chimed
<<Who is Angus McGlashan?>>
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 11:47 am
"Come here my good man," said a nurse
"I can see you don't need to rehearse."
"Your pump's clearly primed,"
Nell teasingly chimed
"You're going from the bad to the worse."
With that Nell flounced off in a huff
<<A rival for Nell's heart >>
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 11:49 am
With that Nell flounced off in a huff
She was ready for a bit of the rough
But the nurse took over
She was in clover!
Nell found 2nd place quite tough.
The Nurse's Name was Naomi
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WhoodaThunk
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 11:55 am
The Nurse's Name was Naomi
And she lived two floors below me
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Mame
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 11:59 am
The Nurse's Name was Naomi
And she lived two floors below me
She was hot to trot
More often than not
Her favourite saying was "Blow me" (excuse me, boys!)...
She liked to play with bandages
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WhoodaThunk
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 12:07 pm
She liked to play with bandages
Made of duct tape which she brandishes
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Mame
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 01:46 pm
She liked to play with bandages
Made of duct tape which she brandishes
She tapes up her men
Now and again
Oh how she loves to be outlandish.
Her 'patients' never complain
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spendius
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 03:27 pm
Her 'patients' never complain
Spaghetti she's made of their brain
But a clean cut kid
Will do what he's bid
When Nell says,"Just go with the grain".
But she won't be back for a while
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Mame
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 03:31 pm
I thought we were now on about Nurse Naomi!
But she won't be back for a while
For she is attending a trial
She skipped on her rent
Now lives in a tent
And tries to get by on her guile.
If only she'd known on Monday
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spendius
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 04:51 pm
If only she'd known on Monday
What Naomi found out that Sunday
But Nell's much too pure
And that is for sure
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rhymer
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 04:58 pm
If only she'd known on Monday
What Naomi found out that Sunday
But Nell's much too pure
And that is for sure
She's bought some 'lastic on ebay!
What happened to Buffalo Bill?
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lmur
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 05:03 pm
What happened to Buffalo Bill?
He's riding the plains for a thrill
He drank of the fountain
Upon Brokeback Mountain
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spendius
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 05:33 pm
What happened to Buffalo Bill?
He's riding the plains for a thrill
He drank of the fountain
Upon Brokeback Mountain
'cos Nell was too steep of a hill.
But he had a silver six-shooter
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Mame
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 11:17 pm
But he had a silver six-shooter
While Naomi had a two-hooter
She'd wriggle and writhe
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WhoodaThunk
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Tue 28 Mar, 2006 04:02 am
But he had a silver six-shooter
While Naomi had a two-hooter
She'd wriggle and writhe
Then on Sundays tithe
So the law would not prosecute her.
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Sweet Nell and Naomi and Bill
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McTag
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Tue 28 Mar, 2006 06:59 am
Sweet Nell and Naomi and Bill
Fell in the pig's lunch, the swill
