Seems "Big Al" was a misnomer
No-one would ever call him a boner
Four inches at most
Was all he could boast
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McTag
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Sun 12 Mar, 2006 12:22 am
Seems "Big Al" was a misnomer
No-one would ever call him a boner
Four inches at most
Was all he could boast
So he thought he would go to a chromer
For chromium-plating his dick
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WhoodaThunk
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Sun 12 Mar, 2006 06:55 am
For chromium-plating his dick
He was labeled a lunatic
For when Al the Great
Chose to masturbate
The sky glowed from the sparks of his prick.
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'Twas called the eighth ancient wonder
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spendius
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Sun 12 Mar, 2006 11:06 am
'Twas called the eighth ancient wonder
But not by the folks from down-under
Who dangle their's long
By the ol' billabong
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rhymer
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Sun 12 Mar, 2006 04:15 pm
'Twas called the eighth ancient wonder
But not by the folks from down-under
Who dangle their's long
By the ol' billabong
seeking crocodile shoes to plunder.
'Twas the last snow of winter that fell,
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spendius
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Sun 12 Mar, 2006 06:50 pm
'Twas the last snow of winter that fell,
On the bonnet of Eskimo Nell
She gave a short shudder
Adjusted her rudder
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WhoodaThunk
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 03:57 am
'Twas the last snow of winter that fell,
On the bonnet of Eskimo Nell
She gave a short shudder
Adjusted her rudder
Cried, "Mush!" & hung on like hell.
Our heroine, Nell, did not know
She was on a melting ice floe.
Her world was transforming
Due to global warming
Just like they said in Kyoto.
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Nell & her dogs went in the drink
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spendius
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 09:41 am
Nell & her dogs went in the drink
Which blued all the bits that were pink
But the coastguard arrived
So our Nell suvived
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Mame
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 11:49 am
Nell & her dogs went in the drink
Which blued all the bits that were pink
But the coastguard arrived
So our Nell suvived
And will venture no more, I think.
Johnny Mac was a so-and-so
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McTag
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 11:56 am
Johnny Mac was a mean so-and-so
But no more than his buddy, named Moe
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lmur
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 12:43 pm
Johnny Mac was a mean so-and-so
But no more than his buddy, named Moe
Both cocaine-addicted
They both were convicted
For lacing their cornflakes with snow.
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They both spent 6 years in the slammer
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Mame
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 12:47 pm
They both spent 6 years in the slammer
Where they learned to use a hammer
They loved the tool
It just added fuel
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lmur
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 02:17 pm
They both spent 6 years in the slammer
Where they learned to use a hammer
They loved the tool
It just added fuel
Whenever they tried to wham-bam 'er.
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Parole's just a weekend away
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Mame
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 02:30 pm
Parole's just a weekend away
Alas they have no where to stay
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McTag
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 02:49 pm
Parole's just a weekend away
Alas they have no where to stay
Got a pair- might split 'em
Got nowhere to fit 'em
They could bunk up with Ellie Mae
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McTag
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 02:50 pm
Jed Clampett says no hanky-panky
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dlowan
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 02:52 pm
Jed Clampett says no hanky-panky
And he sure don't approve of no wanky
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lmur
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 02:54 pm
Jed Clampett says no hanky-panky
And he sure don't approve of no wanky
To avoid being rude
Call it "bubbling crude"
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McTag
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 03:00 pm
Jed Clampett says no hanky-panky
And he sure don't approve of no wanky
To avoid being rude
Call it "bubbling crude"
I'm done. Could you pass me a hanky?
Old Ellie Mae worked up a sweat
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dlowan
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Mon 13 Mar, 2006 03:01 pm
Jed Clampett says no hanky-panky
And he sure don't approve of no wanky
To avoid being rude
Call it "bubbling crude"
And the prudes'll all lie down and thankee.
