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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 02:59 pm
C'mon, Letty ... cinnabon, cellabon ... Very Happy
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 03:02 pm
Yo-Yo Ma had a cinnabon
Shouldn't have - he'll weigh a ton!
Love his playing
Gets me swaying
All in all it's lots of fun

Sixy-five sailboats went to sea
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 03:09 pm
(watch your meter, Mame. <smile>)

sixty-five sailboats at sea,
Mean nothing to you or to me.
It's just a regatta
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 03:18 pm
what's wrong with my meter, letty?
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 03:28 pm
Mame wrote:
what's wrong with my meter, letty?


<<Don't worry ... I put in an extra dime for you, Mame.>>


sixty-five sailboats at sea,
Mean nothing to you or to me.
It's just a regatta
Out on the salt watta.
Two sank, then there were sixty-three.

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Hungry sharks came circling around
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 03:51 pm
Hungry sharks came circling around
Those horrid little things just abound
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 04:06 pm
Hungry sharks came circling around
Those horrid little things just abound
With ominous fins
And devilish grins
That leer at my plump basset hound.

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My basset in her bikini
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 04:43 pm
Your basset in her bikini,
Looks like a dachshund, you weenie,
Take her to the vet
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 04:47 pm
Your basset in her bikini,
Looks like a dachshund, you weenie,
Take her to the vet
But dry her, she's wet
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rhymer
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 05:28 pm
Your basset in her bikini,
Looks like a dachshund, you weenie,
Take her to the vet
But dry her, she's wet
He'll get her out; he's houdini!

Are you Jean or are you Arlene
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 06:37 pm
Are you Jean or are you Arlene
No.I'm the man with the cream
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 07:44 am
Are you Jean or are you Arlene?
No, I'm the man with the cream.
Barry's injections
Raise few objections
Though no blood's left in his bloodstream.

With apologies to international limerickers ...on doping the dope:
http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/gamble200603100823.asp

Barry Bonds, Pete Rose, Shoeless Joe
All vie for the lowest of low.
Their lifetimes of training
Will keep them from spraining
Their backs in Sport's Loser Limbo.

<<Thus endeth this morning's sports commentary ... Rolling Eyes >>
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 07:49 am
Joe DiMaggio, where have you gone?
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 08:41 am
Joe DiMaggio, where have you gone?
Where've gone my darling young son
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:12 am
Joe DiMaggio, where have you gone?
Where've you gone my darling young son?
Except for old Joe
Our last real hero
Appears to be Agamemnon.

But Ag, 'neath the glare of the lights,
May have enjoyed forbidden delights.
Yes, maybe that skipper
Groped a mermaid's flipper
Prompting Clytem to plan his last rites.

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Alexander, they say, swung both ways
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:16 am
Alexander, they say, swung both ways
Unless he was wearing his stays
Which he sometimes would do
At a do with his crew
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:24 am
<<Does "stay" = "corset"?
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:33 am
Alexander, they say, swung both ways
Unless he was wearing his stays
Which he sometimes would do
At a do with his crew
When he showed them his best plies.

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"Big Al" was his leather bar name
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:40 am
"Big Al" was his leather bar name
And he thought the whole lot were fair game
When he'd cut the big knot
His next thought was "Bot!"

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Yes.Stays=corsets with whalebone strengtheners and not those wishy-washy bourgeois corsets that you see in lingerie catalogues for the beta minuses.
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 11:01 am
"Big Al" was his leather bar name
And he thought the whole lot were fair game
When he'd cut the big knot
His next thought was "Bot!"
None there ever sat quite the same.

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Seems "Big Al" was a misnomer
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