Eugene and Darlene were aghast
When the latter let off a blast
The result was emphatic
(And quite aromatic)
And was not her first or her last.
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Darlene worked in jet propulsion
Darlene worked in jet propulsion
While Eugene had a strange-like compulsion
He desired to discover
When under the covers
The impact of virginal emulsion.
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The results of this task, he concluded
The results of this task, he concluded
Was enough to keep him secluded
away from the ladies
in their mercedes
So he sat in the dark and he brooded.
A whole day went by, then a week
They were starting to call him a freak
A whole day went by, then a week
They were starting to call him a freak.
Due to the cruel rumor
Eugene, our late bloomer,
Went public to face the critique.
The stage name he chose was John Doe
When he went on the Dr. Phil Show.
Gene wanted to scream
When he learned the show's theme
Was "Those Who Lack Something Below."
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Eugene sadly died from stage fright
Eugene sadly died from stage fright
His lady sobbed all through the night
Her pillows were wet
But the stuff she had ate
Eugene sadly died from stage fright
His lady sobbed all through the night
Her pillows were wet
But the stuff she had ate
Had her sweating with all her might.
She missed our Eugene like crazy
E'en tho he was really lazy
She missed our Eugene like crazy
E'en tho he was really lazy
So she thought for a change
"I'll try something strange"
She missed our Eugene like crazy
E'en tho he was really lazy
So she thought for a change
"I'll try something strange",
And plucked her violin with a daisy.
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The music created was sweet
The music created was sweet
And some was decidely neat
I mean fellow limerickers that
Quote:And plucked her violin with a daisy.
Is as neat as neat gets in 7 words.
Unless you think "violin" could be improved on.
spendius wrote:Unless you think "violin" could be improved on.
No way ... Imur is one of the best pluckers on this site.
So, agreed....where were we? (trying to catch up 4 pages or so)
The music created was sweet
And some was decidely neat
By "neat", you mean tuneful?
Like, say, Lovin' Spoonful?
The music created was sweet
And some was decidely neat
By "neat", you mean tuneful?
Like, say, Lovin' Spoonful?
Who, I'd say, has a beautiful beat
And so many lovely melodies
so many lovely melodies?
Nothing rhymes with that but cellodies,
And Pablo Cassal
what in the heck is a cellody? lol
It's a coined word, Mame. Can you think of anything that rhymes with melodies?
I gathered, letty, lol - why not make one up, like you already did? I think you could take this limerick thing in a while new direction
maladies
___ ladies
__ bodies
___ biddies
antibodies
I'll put my thinking cap on!
so many lovely melodies?
Nothing rhymes with that but cellodies,
And Pablo Cassal
Was seen at the mall
With corndogs asking, "What-the-hell-are-these?"
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Yo-Yo Ma had a cinnabon
