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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 02:01 pm
What I need is a month of vacation
to end some of this frustration
I will pack all my bags
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 02:42 pm
What I need is a month of vacation
to end some of this frustration
I will pack all my bags
Not forgettin' mi fags

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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 05:10 pm
What I need is a month of vacation
to end some of this frustration
I will pack all my bags
Not forgettin' mi fags
and spend a few weeks in elation
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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 05:10 pm
Where oh where should I go
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 05:14 pm
What I need is a month of vacation
to end some of this frustration
I will pack all my bags
Not forgettin' mi fags
Who are planning your castration.

(Errrrr ... Embarrassed ... possibly you meant cigarettes?)

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A month on Mt. Brokeback's the cure
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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 05:16 pm
A month on Mt. Brokeback's the cure
Where I will get man handled, for sure
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lmur
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 05:31 pm
A month on Mt. Brokeback's the cure
Where I will get man handled, for sure
If you're bi it enhances
Your romantic chances
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 05:37 pm
A month on Mt. Brokeback's the cure
Where I will get man handled, for sure
If you're bi it enhances
Your romantic chances
And could help you to become cocksure.

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Where oh where should I go
To find a 6-foot Eskimo
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rhymer
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 05:52 pm
Where oh where should I go
To find a 6-foot Eskimo
To find one with 6 legs
is a question that begs
Nell to tell us what she may know.

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Is Oscar a sculpture or clone
That all film stars try hard to own?
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 06:15 pm
Is Oscar a sculpture or clone
That all film stars try hard to own?
By selling their souls
To serial ghouls
And a skill in handling a bone.


But a rose is a treasure to value
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 01:58 am
But a rose is a treasure to value
My friend, what a phrase so true
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 03:41 am
But a rose is a treasure to value
My friend, what a phrase so true
The scent of its bloom
Fills every room
Sending each who inhales deja vu.

If you buy one on Valentines Day
Expect to dig deeper to pay.
To keep your rapport
With the one you adore
Hock your car and get a bouquet.

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My wife was worth every last cent
Though we now reside in a tent
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 06:15 am
My wife was worth every last cent
Though we now reside in a tent
When the guy ropes are taut
She does what she ought
And when they are slack there's a rent.


So she gets out her needle and thread
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 05:58 pm
So she gets out her needle and thread
And to the tent's rent she sped
But despite her zip
That small little rip
Had consumed their happy homestead.

<<As McTag might ask ... what the hell are we talking about?

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Our neighborhood eunuch, Eugene
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lmur
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 06:04 pm
Our neighborhood eunuch, Eugene
Was consort to the Lady Darlene
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 06:06 pm
Our neighborhood eunuch, Eugene
Was very recently seen
On a date with a gal
who we thought a was pal
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 06:22 pm
Our neighborhood eunuch, Eugene
Was consort to the Lady Darlene.
They both lost their dads
(Who had their gonads)
When a semi squashed their limousine.

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Eugene and Darlene were aghast
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 06:24 pm
Eugene and Darlene were aghast
When the latter let off a blast
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lmur
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 06:26 pm
Eugene and Darlene were aghast
When the latter let off a blast
The result was emphatic
(And quite aromatic)
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 06:28 pm
Mame's:

Our neighborhood eunuch, Eugene
Was very recently seen
On a date with a gal
who we thought was a pal
Til she brandished her M16.
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