They circled him 'round midnight
As he headed out for a bite
With daring aplomb, he
Ordered Chicken McZombie
They circled him 'round midnight
As he headed out for a bite
They asked pointblank
What he'd done with Frank
Had he et him, too, that night?
Earl spluttered and he sputtered
And this is what he uttered:
"I don't quite know how
Earl spluttered and he sputtered
And this is what he uttered:
"I dont quite know how, but all of a sudden,"
"Frank ate a large muffin-"
"And he just exploded with a KAPOW!"
They circled him 'round midnight
As he headed out for a bite
With daring aplomb, he
Ordered Chicken McZombie
That's all, kids. Lights out, now. Sleep tight.
The day dawning seems so crepuscular
The day dawning seems so crepuscular.
Its light makes my vocab seem muscular.
I'll not spit on this date,
I shall expectorate,
As I jot memos in script majuscular.
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Henceforth therebeit hither whence
Henceforth therebeit hither whence
Cannot understand, I'm too dense
I use softer words
Not used by nerds
As I try to use the perfect tense
Notwithstanding, I've learn recently
Notwithstanding, I've learnt recently
To use my vocab more decently
Notwithstanding, I've learnt recently
To use my vocab more decently.
Subject or predicate
Sometimes ahead I get
I thought of one, while I was away: may I indulge myself?
Notwithstanding, I've learnt recently
To use my vocab more decently
I once saw a bloom
Outside of my room
Its name, en francais, is le pis-en-lit
(With a bow to esteemed colleagues across the sea)
Notwithstanding, I've learnt recently
To use my vocab more decently.
Subject or predicate
Sometimes ahead I get
And I get bile and, yes, calumny sent me!
Oh, it's on me to do the next line
Oh, it's on me to do the next line
But I dont consider doing it fine
Oh, it's on me to do the next line
But I dont consider doing it fine
I snort it up chunky
so thinks get real funky
and take it all in with some wine.
I was making a reference to drugs
I was making a reference to drugs
Which inspire me to eat certain bugs
I was making a reference to drugs
Which inspire me to eat certain bugs
A cockroach for lunch
A bettle to munch
I was making a reference to drugs
Which inspire me to eat certain bugs
A cockroach for lunch
A bettle to munch
Washed down with a swig from the jugs.
So they sent me oneday to a shrink
So they sent me oneday to a shrink
who tried to predict how I think
she analyzed
what was in my eyes
by showing me big blots of ink.
I told her that I'd had enough.
I told her that I'd had enough
And I said in a voice that was gruff
Now look here, my dear
I'm right up to here
With looking at that kind of stuff
What I need is a month of vacation
