It hurts to stumble and fall,
When striving to give it your all
And land on your nose
In a dignified pose
For caring and standing tall
To pause for a thoughtful touch,
For a heart it means so much
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LionTamerX
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 03:27 pm
To pause for a thoughtful touch,
For a heart it means so much
It can make matters dental
seem inconsequential
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lmur
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 03:31 pm
To pause for a thoughtful touch,
For a heart it means so much
It can make matters dental
seem inconsequential,
It's a fatal extraction, as such.
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This weekend is dragging its heels
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Mame
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 03:37 pm
This weekend is dragging its heels
I wish that I had some wheels
But last time I drove
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lmur
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 03:44 pm
This weekend is dragging its heels
I wish that I had some wheels
But last time I drove
I ran over my love
And the last thing I heard were her squeals.
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The upshot was fiercely debated
Should she be interred or cremated?
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LionTamerX
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:04 pm
The upshot was fiercely debated
Should she be interred or cremated
and could she be dressed
with her hair such a mess
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lmur
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:08 pm
The upshot was fiercely debated
Should she be interred or cremated
and could she be dressed
with her hair such a mess
And tread-marks which looked corrugated.
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Her mom tossed a coin over which
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spendius
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:27 pm
Her mom tossed a coin over which
Two tramps fought a fight in a ditch
They were covered in slime
For the sake of a dime
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McTag
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:33 pm
WhoodaThunk wrote:
<<McT: Did you edit or am I hallucinating again?
You should change your medication, buddy :wink:
No, I confess, I editededed it
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McTag
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:36 pm
Her mom tossed a coin over which
Two tramps fought a fight in a ditch
They were covered in slime
For the sake of a dime
That mean, no-good, fight-starting bitch
The cremation was one to remember
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lmur
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:39 pm
The cremation was one to remember
A pyre of flames, ash and embers
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McTag
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:41 pm
The cremation was one to remember
A pyre of flames, ash and embers
But an asbestos box
And the corpse wore thick socks
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LionTamerX
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:51 pm
The cremation was one to remember
A pyre of flames, ash and embers
But an asbestos box
And the corpse wore thick socks
so she would be around 'til December.
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T'was a wintry feel to the air
when the zombies took over the square
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WhoodaThunk
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 04:59 pm
T'was a wintry feel to the air
when the zombies took over the square.
These fixed-gaze rookies
Peddling Girl Scout cookies
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LionTamerX
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 05:06 pm
T'was a wintry feel to the air
when the zombies took over the square.
These fixed-gaze rookies
Peddling Girl Scout cookies
the undead left crumbs everywhwere.
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The ghouls, disappointed by lack
of tender young girl scout for snack.
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WhoodaThunk
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 05:19 pm
The ghouls, disappointed by lack
of tender young girl scout for snack,
Are content, yet morose,
Munching on Do-Si-Do's
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WhoodaThunk
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 04:18 am
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spendius
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 08:00 am
Earl's worries were quite unfounded
His appetite profoudly unbounded
For choice cuts of guide
With sauce on the side
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Mame
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 11:44 am
Earl's worries were quite unfounded
His appetite profoudly unbounded
For choice cuts of guide
With sauce on the side
Left the rest of the zombies astounded.
They circled him 'round midnight
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WhoodaThunk
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 05:55 pm
They circled him 'round midnight
As he headed out for a bite
