It hurts to stumble and fall,
When striving to give it your all
And land on your nose
In a dignified pose
For caring and standing tall
To pause for a thoughtful touch,
For a heart it means so much
To pause for a thoughtful touch,
For a heart it means so much
It can make matters dental
seem inconsequential
To pause for a thoughtful touch,
For a heart it means so much
It can make matters dental
seem inconsequential,
It's a fatal extraction, as such.
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This weekend is dragging its heels
This weekend is dragging its heels
I wish that I had some wheels
But last time I drove
This weekend is dragging its heels
I wish that I had some wheels
But last time I drove
I ran over my love
And the last thing I heard were her squeals.
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The upshot was fiercely debated
Should she be interred or cremated?
The upshot was fiercely debated
Should she be interred or cremated
and could she be dressed
with her hair such a mess
The upshot was fiercely debated
Should she be interred or cremated
and could she be dressed
with her hair such a mess
And tread-marks which looked corrugated.
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Her mom tossed a coin over which
Her mom tossed a coin over which
Two tramps fought a fight in a ditch
They were covered in slime
For the sake of a dime
WhoodaThunk wrote:<<McT: Did you edit or am I hallucinating again?
You should change your medication, buddy :wink:
No, I confess, I editededed it
Her mom tossed a coin over which
Two tramps fought a fight in a ditch
They were covered in slime
For the sake of a dime
That mean, no-good, fight-starting bitch
The cremation was one to remember
The cremation was one to remember
A pyre of flames, ash and embers
The cremation was one to remember
A pyre of flames, ash and embers
But an asbestos box
And the corpse wore thick socks
The cremation was one to remember
A pyre of flames, ash and embers
But an asbestos box
And the corpse wore thick socks
so she would be around 'til December.
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T'was a wintry feel to the air
when the zombies took over the square
T'was a wintry feel to the air
when the zombies took over the square.
These fixed-gaze rookies
Peddling Girl Scout cookies
T'was a wintry feel to the air
when the zombies took over the square.
These fixed-gaze rookies
Peddling Girl Scout cookies
the undead left crumbs everywhwere.
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The ghouls, disappointed by lack
of tender young girl scout for snack.
The ghouls, disappointed by lack
of tender young girl scout for snack,
Are content, yet morose,
Munching on Do-Si-Do's
The ghouls, disappointed by lack
of tender young girl scout for snack,
Are content, yet morose,
Munching on Do-Si-Do's
Which they chase with shots of ipecac.
One zombie, a fellow named Earl,
An unsated, health-minded churl
Concerned by transfat
Had determined that
?'Twas heartwise to just eat the girl.
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Earl's worries were quite unfounded
Earl's worries were quite unfounded
His appetite profoudly unbounded
For choice cuts of guide
With sauce on the side
Earl's worries were quite unfounded
His appetite profoudly unbounded
For choice cuts of guide
With sauce on the side
Left the rest of the zombies astounded.
They circled him 'round midnight
They circled him 'round midnight
As he headed out for a bite
