<from Whooda's, earlier, with apologies for display of petulance >
He did not like to wash his hands
For reasons we must understand
The aromas of groping
Are cancelled by soaping
Which is not at all what he planned.
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So straightway she went to the store
To purchase a new cuspidor
But they hadn't one in
To her dismay, chagrin
She continues to spit on the floor.
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She married a doctor called Mick
