But Fluffy, a prospective snack
Expected a surprise attack
So he bit off your nose
Then went after your toes.
He was, luckily, an insomniac.
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Fluff was joined by a basset hound
Fluff was joined by a basset hound
Who Mother thought made good ground round
Fluff was joined by a basset hound
Who Mother thought made good ground round.
A low flame would render
Those wrinkles so tender
<<Sidebar: My basset, Sophie, is currently sound asleep ... chin on my foot ... so ... very ... unsuspecting.
Fluff was joined by a basset hound
Who Mother thought made good ground round.
A low flame would render
Those wrinkles so tender
Oh the flavour - it would abound.
Add to that a guinea pig
One who's wearing a bruette wig
Add some salt
From your vault
Add to that a guinea pig
One who's wearing a bruette wig
Add some salt
From your vault
And finally some parsley, a sprig.
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Only days left before the Ides
Only days left before the Ides
Before then, we've all got to take sides:
Are we for, or against?
Which side of the fence-t?
Only days left before the Ides
Before then, we've all got to take sides:
Are we for, or against?
Which side of the fence-t?
It'll take us all year to decide.
Why so long to make up our minds?
Why so long to make up our minds?
We ask, knowing it takes all kinds
It's this one or that
So don't be a brat
Why so long to make up our minds?
We ask, knowing it takes all kinds
It's this one or that
So don't be a brat
And quit sitting on your behinds.
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What grotesque misfortune is this?
What grotesque misfortune is this?
That I cannot have a french kiss
What grotesque misfortune is this?
That I cannot have a french kiss
Her serpent-like tongue
Penetrates to my lung
What grotesque misfortune is this?
That I cannot have a french kiss
Her serpent-like tongue
Penetrates to my lung
And wounds my heart like a kris
However, I was hoping otherwise
However, I was hoping otherwise
If only we could synchronize
However, I was hoping otherwise
If only we could synchronize
But my incisor spaces
Got caught in her braces
However, I was hoping otherwise
If only we could synchronize
But my incisor spaces
Got caught in her braces
So a chainsaw was brought to excise.
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Some damage occurred to her lip
Some damage occurred to her lip
and one tooth suffered a chip.
but with modern cosmetics
and advanced prosthetics
Some damage occurred to her lip
and one tooth suffered a chip.
but with modern cosmetics
and advanced prosthetics
With training she could learn to sip.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Until then she has a huge smile
Some damage occurred to her lip
and one tooth suffered a chip.
but with modern cosmetics
and advanced prosthetics
We were able to fix the rip.
The dentist was a marvel
Some damage occurred to her lip
and one tooth suffered a chip.
but with modern cosmetics
and advanced prosthetics
Her mouth was successfully zipped.
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The silence, though deaf'ning at times
