lmur wrote:The nuns want to scrimmage the priests
(It's The Penguins against The Black Beasts)
Until Sister Martha
Threw a cool 40-yarda
The nuns want to scrimmage the priests
(It's The Penguins against The Black Beasts)
Until Sister Martha
Threw a cool 40-yarda
Which the wind caught and blew to the east.
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Was it fate or divine intervention
Was it fate or divine intervention
That caused the nun's inattention?
I'm sure I don't know
Who was ever so slow
Was it fate or divine intervention
That caused the nun's inattention?
I'm sure I don't know
Who was ever so slow
'Twas a source of locker room tension.
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The Penguins' emotions ran high
The nuns want to scrimmage the priests
(It's The Penguins against The Black Beasts)
Until Sister Martha
Threw a cool 40-yarda
And the monks all bowed low to the east.
Then the bishop arrived in his mitre,
I apologise again.It's the pub.
The Penguins' emotions ran high
And one gave out such a cry
When Brother Alfredo
Said "Go,go,go,go go!"
And
The Penguins' emotions ran high
And one gave out such a cry
When Brother Alfredo
Said "Go,go,go,go go!"
And did they respond? My, oh my!
What the hell are we talking about?
What the hell are we talking about?
Several priests, some nuns and an abott
If you want to change
To something more strange
What the hell are we talking about?
Several priests, some nuns and an abott
If you want to change
To something more strange
Let's gonna eat spotted sea trout
I dont know if it's a good idea
That I travel to North Korea
I dont know if it's a good idea
That I travel to North Korea
But the plane's in the air,
And I'm almost there.....
dont know if it's a good idea
That I travel to North Korea
But the plane's in the air,
And I'm almost there.....
Can I shake off this dose of diarrhoea?
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At noon we touched down in Pyongang
I dont know if it's a good idea
That I travel to North Korea
But the plane's in the air,
And I'm almost there.....
Hope there is some pizzeria.
Or, at least, a Chinese restaurant
As I'm a little bit anticipant
Or, at least, a Chinese restaurant
As I'm a little bit anticipant
Of a nice bit of nosh,
And, oh my, golly gosh....
McTag wrote:What the hell are we talking about?
McT: If you cannot remain attentive during lecture, the nuns may have to hold you afterward for further ... err ... instruction.
Need I remind you they're not in high spirits after their scrimmage loss?
I'm thinking Imur got bulldozed a while back.
We're nothing if not considerate here in Cyber-County Limerick:
dont know if it's a good idea
That I travel to North Korea
But the plane's in the air,
And I'm almost there.....
Can I shake off this dose of diarrhoea?
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At noon we touched down in Pyongang
And were met by the usual gang.
One feels close to heaven
With an AK-7
In one's face before one hears the bang.
<<Very few lost baggage complaints over there I've heard.>>
Or, at least, a Chinese restaurant
As I'm a little bit anticipant
Of a nice bit of nosh,
And, oh my, golly gosh....
Westminster Salad is not what I want.
Although it may taste like chicken,
(And some may call this nit-pickin')
Still I must request
To never ingest
An entree once known for butt-lickin'.
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Man's best friend will not be my lunch
<thanks WhoodaT & for earlier appreciation, as well>
Man's best friend will not be my lunch
Chihuahua's aint easy to crunch,
But if push came to shove
Then that collie I love
Man's best friend will not be my lunch
Chihuahua's aint easy to crunch,
But if push came to shove
Then that collie I love
Would be sausage links at my brunch.
Your point is well-taken -- I see!
If only the Donner Party
Had brought along Spot
The food that they sought
Would not have included Aunt Bee.
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Next time it's French poodle au jus
Next time it's French poodle au jus
I'll save the largest one for you
We'll take it to go
So no one will know
Next time it's French poodle au jus
I'll save the largest one for you
We'll take it to go
So no one will know
Please ask for a doggy bag, too.
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But Fluffy, a prospective snack,
But Fluffy, a prospective snack
Expected a surprise attack
So he bit off your nose
Then went after your toes
