It's said she'll be sent to the chair
So I guess we will all see her there
When the sparks start to fly
We'll watch the lass fry
It's said she'll be sent to the chair
So I guess we will all see her there
When the sparks start to fly
We'll watch the lass fry
From the tips of her toes to her hair.
His sister was also a danger
Who married a tall Forest Ranger
Perpetual Limerick (:3=
His sister was also a danger
Who married a tall Forest Ranger
But the antelope and deer
Who arrested the fear
His sister was also a danger
Who married a tall Forest Ranger
But the antelope and deer
Who arrested the fear
Considered her a stranger.
The brother was a skimpy lad
Whose skin and teeth were very bad
His tongue was hairy
His eyes were wary
The brother was a skimpy lad
Whose skin and teeth were very bad
His tongue was hairy
His eyes were wary
He looked like the impaler called Vlad.
Kids ran from his path like scared rabbits
Nice folks deplored all his habits
Kids ran from his path like scared rabbits
Nice folks deplored all his habits
His penchant for ructions
And wanton destruction
Kids ran from his path like scared rabbits
Nice folks deplored all his habits
His penchant for ructions
And wanton destruction
Made his parents send for the abbot.
The abbot himself was a freak
Had the hairiest mole on his cheek
The abbot himself was a freak
Had the hairiest mole on his cheek
And spindley bow legs
And hands full of segs
From being so morally weak.
He lived at the top of the tower
In a suite equiped with a shower
He lived at the top of the tower
In a suite equiped with a shower.
There sometimes for fun
He'd lather a nun
Who was lacking in her willpower.
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In confession he called her Jane Doe
In confession he called her Jane Doe
What her name really was we don't know
She looked a right treat
Having a nice little seat
P.S. what's segs?
In confession he called her Jane Doe
What her name really was we don't know
She looked a right treat
Having a nice little seat
As long as he didn't pump slow.
(Segs are callouses on the hands caused by rubbing against hard things such as pick-axe handles.)
Which he was sometimes tempted to do
When a nun was on her debut
Which he was sometimes tempted to do
When a nun was on her debut
The sheer force of habit
Compelled him to grab it
Which he was sometimes tempted to do
When a nun was on her debut
The sheer force of habit
Compelled him to grab it
And give her a wham-bam-thank-you.
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The abbot earned points for his style
The abbot earned points for his style
But the nuns were not short of guile.
The abbot earned points for his style
But the nuns were not short of guile.
They made lots of noise
Much more than his boys
The abbot earned points for his style
But the nuns were not short of guile.
They made lots of noise
Much more than his boys
They hummed in his ear the whole while.
His boys on the other hand
Would not be able to stand
His boys on the other hand
Would not be able to stand.
They're eager to please
With pads on their knees
'Cause safety's the rule in this land.
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Only church-sanctioned sports may be played
Only church-sanctioned sports may be played
and prayers said after every point made
Only church-sanctioned sports may be played
and prayers said after every point made.
No body checking,
But genuflecting
Burns calories & has been okayed.
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The nuns want to scrimmage the priests
The nuns want to scrimmage the priests
(It's The Penguins against The Black Beasts)
Until Sister Martha
Threw a cool 40-yarda
