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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 05:11 am
Mame has done dangled a carrot
Which is not a red rag to a ferret,
Her lips (though inviting)
Mask a tongue, sharp and biting
And I'll give her my vote in a ballot.


So now she must do her duty
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 10:28 am
So now she must do her duty
And hand out the tutti frutti
It keeps us in smiles
While she uses her whiles
Providing the fam'ly more booty.

On the other hand, there's Spendi
Thinks he's exceedingly trendy
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 12:58 pm
On the other hand, there's Spendi
Thinks he's exceedingly trendy
Wherever he treads
In pubs or in beds
He knows the modus vivendi.


He once took one end of a wishbone
Which almost turned into a millstone
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 01:35 pm
He once took one end of a wishbone
Which almost turned into a millstone
But while jibing a wave
He almost found his grave
As for being stable he isn't prone.

He choose a uphaul a bit stiff
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lmur
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 01:37 pm
He choose a uphaul a bit stiff
While casually rolling a spliff
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shari6905
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 01:39 pm
He choose a uphaul a bit stiff
While casually rolling a spliff
he gave the paper a lick
and took out a match stick
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 02:56 pm
He choose a uphaul a bit stiff
While casually rolling a spliff
he gave the paper a lick
and took out a match stick
which in actual fact was his dick.

That was easy.

So shari has now joined the game
Up to now she's looked a bit tame
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 03:16 pm
So shari has now joined the game
Up to now she's looked a bit tame
This girl is a winner
She's no beginner
And that must be her claim to fame.

Now who is this Francis dude?
He certainly isn't rude
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 06:31 pm
Now who is this Francis dude?
He certainly isn't rude
He'll open the door
And scrub the floor
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 06:41 pm
Pardon the interruption ...

Mame wrote:
I get the message loud and clear
"Keep the beat and make it queer" Smile
I'll do my best
As you request
Let's have some fun, let's persevere Smile Smile Smile


Mame: My apologies for not getting back to you sooner ... the real world called. Sorry if I insulted your sensibilities earlier. It's just that I've seen you post very many well-written limericks, and then all of a sudden the ... uhh ... "blood-engorged-flea/bee's knees" post landed with its odd structure, etc. I believe your message to me was loud and clear.

Personally I could care less about syllable counts (to a point) ... actually the gold standard of all limericks (Nantuckett) actually ends with 10 syllables. I may be wrong ... and, yes, as Spendius points out, scansion is important, too, but I honestly think scansion is largely in the ear of the beholder. (Take a close look at some of Shakespeare's sonnets.)

No, it's not necessary to "make it queer." I understand you might find chorus lines of hairy high-kicking albino pre-schoolers to be a bit out there, but I believe several of Lion Tamer's posts in that run truly belong in the Limericking Hall of Fame ... sweaty Yeti's, rules/pools, etc. ... very edgy stuff and quite frankly pants-wettingly funny. Some subjects beg for a limericking format, and I just don't think seashores, unicorns, & rainbows fit the genre.

As you say, let's have fun ... queer or no ... and yes, we'll persevere.
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 06:42 pm
Please carry on ...

++++++++++++++++++++

Now who is this Francis dude?
He certainly isn't rude
He'll open the door
And scrub the floor
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shari6905
 
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Reply Wed 1 Mar, 2006 06:44 pm
Now who is this Francis dude?
He certainly isn't rude
He'll open the door
And scrub the floor
And accomplish it all in the nude!
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 01:32 am
WhoodaThunk wrote:
Pardon the interruption ...

Mame wrote:
I get the message loud and clear
"Keep the beat and make it queer" Smile
I'll do my best
As you request
Let's have some fun, let's persevere Smile Smile Smile


Mame: My apologies for not getting back to you sooner ... the real world called. Sorry if I insulted your sensibilities earlier. It's just that I've seen you post very many well-written limericks, and then all of a sudden the ... uhh ... "blood-engorged-flea/bee's knees" post landed with its odd structure, etc. I believe your message to me was loud and clear.

Personally I could care less about syllable counts (to a point) ... actually the gold standard of all limericks (Nantuckett) actually ends with 10 syllables. I may be wrong ... and, yes, as Spendius points out, scansion is important, too, but I honestly think scansion is largely in the ear of the beholder. (Take a close look at some of Shakespeare's sonnets.)

No, it's not necessary to "make it queer." I understand you might find chorus lines of hairy high-kicking albino pre-schoolers to be a bit out there, but I believe several of Lion Tamer's posts in that run truly belong in the Limericking Hall of Fame ... sweaty Yeti's, rules/pools, etc. ... very edgy stuff and quite frankly pants-wettingly funny. Some subjects beg for a limericking format, and I just don't think seashores, unicorns, & rainbows fit the genre.

As you say, let's have fun ... queer or no ... and yes, we'll persevere.

____________________

Okay, I'm trying this quote thing for the first time - I hope it works. Don't have time to go read the directions...

No offense taken, Whooda... and my 'queer' reference was after reading about how limericks should be silly - so 'queer' was the wrong word - 'fey' is what I wanted but it didn't rhyme. You're right - the bees-knees limerick was awful! Laughing I beg everyone's pardon! LOL
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 01:49 am
As the ladies keep dreaming
Some of them are teaming
About this nude thing
It could be the Spring
That makes them scheming

The guy with a tuxedo vest
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 02:58 am
The guy with a tuxedo vest
Bore the scars of an over-waxed chest
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 03:19 am
The guy with a tuxedo vest
Bore the scars of an over-waxed chest.
He's taut & rippled
And even de-nippled
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 03:53 am
The guy with a tuxedo vest
Bore the scars of an over-waxed chest.
He's taut & rippled
And even de-nippled,
So torture by tweaking is best.


**

His mother was hung for sheep stealing
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 04:23 am
His mother was hung for sheep stealing.
The noose tore sending her reeling.
Mom & her hot ewes
Were on the night news
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lmur
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 04:56 am
His mother was hung for sheep stealing.
The noose tore sending her reeling.
Mom & her hot ewes
Were on the night news
Cos the ram and her hub are appealing.

*******

It's said she'll be sent to the chair
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 06:25 am
It's said she'll be sent to the chair
So I guess we will all see her there
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