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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
hiama
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 03:42 am
Its McTag's turn really but here goes
I don't want to step on anyone's toes...
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Trailblazer
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 03:50 am
Its McTag's turn really but here goes
I don't want to step on anyone's toes...
but when the urge hits you
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 04:25 am
Its McTag's turn really but here goes
I don't want to step on anyone's toes...
but when the urge hits you
You have to follow through
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 11:42 am
Its McTag's turn really but here goes
I don't want to step on anyone's toes...
but when the urge hits you
You have to follow through
But not if it makes your friends foes.

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I'm new in this neck of the woods
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 11:59 am
I'm new in this neck of the woods
Is it best to wear hats or just hoods..
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 12:54 pm
I'm new in this neck of the woods
Is it best to wear hats or just hoods
You could wear a hat
But we'd worry about that
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 01:16 pm
I'm new in this neck of the woods
Is it best to wear hats or just hoods
You could wear a hat
But we'd worry about that
Cos we like to see faces not snoods !

One day whilst drinking his tea
Prince Albert swallowed a bee...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 01:23 pm
One day whilst drinking his tea
Prince Albert swallowed a bee
He ran out of air
And fell off a chair
And wondered: "To be or not to be?"


I meant to say less than I did here,
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 01:25 pm
I meant to say less than I did here,
But got carried away with good cheer...
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Bibliophile the BibleGuru
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 01:49 pm
I meant to say less than I did here,
But got carried away with good cheer,
Ah well, never mind
You're a most precious find...
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 01:52 pm
I meant to say less than I did here,
But got carried away with good cheer,
Ah well, never mind
You're a most precious find
We like you a lot so please stay, dear

The lover of books has dropped in...
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 02:48 pm
The lover of books has dropped in
And he's grinning the grinniest grin
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 03:55 pm
The lover of books has dropped in
And he's grinning the grinniest grin
He's got a new tome
Which he's left at home..
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 06:23 pm
The lover of books has dropped in
And he's grinning the grinniest grin
He's got a new tome
Which he's left at home..
For with it he wants not to be seen

He wants not to be seen by his kind,
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2003 07:14 pm
He wants not to be seen by his kind
And now he's all stuck in a bind
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2003 02:18 am
He wants not to be seen by his kind
And now he's all stuck in a bind
The invisible paint is crackin'
His features are now showin'
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2003 02:58 am
He wants not to be seen by his kind
And now he's all stuck in a bind
The invisible paint is crackin'
His features are now showin
So what, if it helps him unwind?

We're off up to London today
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2003 03:01 am
We're off up to London today
Keeping a lookout for scuds in our way
For the war has begun,
God help everyone,
Today indeed is a very sad day !!

The Indians are playing the Kenyans today
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2003 03:11 am
The Indians are playing the Kenyans today
In an Indiany African way,
Let'shope they have fun..
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2003 04:48 am
The Indians are playing the Kenyans today
In an Indiany African way,
Let's hope they have fun..
And score lots of home runs!
Err...which sport was this did you say?
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