They say cricket is a gentleman's game,
Probably thats why half the world hasnt heard its name,
They say cricket is a gentleman's game,
Probably thats why half the world hasnt heard its name;
Almost famous as Baseball,
Or New York's Carnegie Hall,
They say cricket is a gentleman's game,
Probably thats why half the world hasnt heard its name;
Almost famous as Baseball,
Or New York's Carnegie Hall
You just hit a ball all the same !
When brushing my teeth in the morn...
When brushing my teeth in the morn
I noticed they seemed kind of worn
When brushing my teeth in the morn
I noticed they seemed kind of worn
To the dentist I went...
When brushing my teeth in the morn
I noticed they seemed kind of worn
To the dentist I went
Lots of money I spent...
When brushing my teeth in the morn
I noticed they seemed kind of worn
To the dentist I went
Lots of money I spent...
Now my pockets are empty and torn
Now, Mikey, you must give a line,
So we may continue the rhyme
Now, Mikey, you must give a line,
So we may continue the rhyme
He's not here quite yet
So I'll slip in this set..
Now, Mikey, you must give a line,
So we may continue the rhyme.
He's not here quite yet,
So I'll slip in this set,
Well, hi, that will work out just fine.
Was that Saddam we saw on TV?
Was that Saddam we saw on TV?
Not quite sure if you're asking me,,,
Was that Saddam we saw on TV?
Not quite sure if you're asking me
It could be a double
Now that could be trouble...
Was that Saddam we saw on TV?
Not quite sure if you're asking me
It could be a double
Now that could be trouble...
We'll just have to wait and see.
I once loved a woman named Meg
I once loved a woman named Meg
Whose idea of fun was making me beg...
I once loved a woman named Meg
Whose idea of fun was making me beg
So I got out my bowl
Someone threw me a roll..
I onced loved a woman named Meg,
Whose idea of fun was making me beg.
So I got out my bowl,
Someone threw me a roll,
I said fook it, and called my friend, Peg.
But I don't know any girls named Peg,
But I don't know any girls named Peg
Though I do recall a cross-dresser called Greg
