McTag is a mighty proud Scot
I wonder if he's Rangers or Not ?
Gers won it today
But I really must say
About football I don't care a lot.
Have you heard of the meeting in London?
Have you heard of the meeting in London?
I've heard that's its going to be a good one..
Have you heard of the meeting in London?
I've heard that it should be a good one
With gallons of ale
And acres of kale
Have you heard of the meeting in London?
I've heard that it should be a good one
With gallons of ale
And acres of kale
They won't remember much but it'll be fun
Ten tall men went walking to Bree...
Ten tall men went walking to Bree,
They were looking for Hobbits, you see...
Ten tall men went walking to Bree,
They were looking for Hobbits, you see
But Gandalf they found
Which did them astound......
Ten tall men went walking to Bree,
They were looking for Hobbits, you see
But Gandalf they found
Which did them astound,
So they stalked off and bought themselves tea...
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Well, this old war has come round again...
Well, this old war has come round again,
Humanity's loss is Bush's gain
Well, this old war has come round again,
Humanity's loss is Bush's gain
The shrub may not wilt
But will he have guilt...
Well, this old war has come round again,
Humanity's loss is Bush's gain
The shrub may not wilt
But will he have guilt,
But 'tis others will have all the pain.
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But, let us be lightsome and gay...
But, let us be lightsome and gay
And make while the sun shines, some hay..
But let us be lightsome and gay,
And make, while the sun shines, some hay-
Though we do have some rain,
Sun STILL comes again,
And we can all get together to play.
The smiles and the flowers are here!
The smiles and the flowers are here!
I still look around in bewilderment - Where ? Where ?
The smiles and the flowers are here!
I still look around in bewilderment - Where ? Where ?
Spring has now sprung
New growth has begun...
It's time to go out for a beer!
There's messages coming from space
There's messages coming from space
Maybe they're from another human race..
There's messages coming from space
Maybe they're from another human race..
That wouldn't be fun,
do we need more than one?
There's messages coming from space
Maybe they're from another human race..
That wouldn't be fun,
do we need more than one?
That would mean um er - a brace
Here's a little rhyme that you can add to...
Here's a little rhyme that you can add to
You could make it a pome if ya had to
Now here's a wee rhyme you can add to
You could make it a pome if you had to
With a few lines, no more
Okay, one more than four
In intermission of Max Mad II
