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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 04:25 am
With a sigh, he dropped on the sofa
Too hard and it promptly tipped o-vah. Rolling Eyes
It smashed his wife's cat,
Three mice and a rat,
Two dachshunds, and one passing gopher.

<<<<<< Embarrassed >>>>>>

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He resolved to resume his diet
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 04:37 am
He resolved to resume his diet
and stop all rummage and riot
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 10:13 am
He resolved to resume his diet
And stop all rummage and riot
But the cheesecake did call
And forsaking it all
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jan, 2006 09:14 am
He resolved to resume his diet
And stop all rummage and riot
But the cheesecake did call
And forsaking it all
He couldnt help his desire to try it.


He put the cheesecake to his lips
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jan, 2006 04:36 pm
He put the cheesecake to his lips
Still wet with tell-tale SlimFast drips
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 03:23 am
He put the cheesecake to his lips
Still wet with tell-tale SlimFast drips,
He bit out a chunk
But then Whoodathunk
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Vivien
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 03:45 am
He put the cheesecake to his lips
Still wet with tell-tale SlimFast drips,
He bit out a chunk
But then Whoodathunk
his pants bursts a button and unzips

sheer embarassment made him blush red
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 04:01 am
sheer embarassment made him blush red
As he tumbled back onto his bed
But with a loud CRACK
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 08:05 am
sheer embarassment made him blush red
As he tumbled back onto his bed
But with a loud CRACK
It became a stack
Of kindling 'neath sheets and bedspread.

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Our round friend went down to the gym
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lmur
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 08:47 am
Our round friend went down to the gym
Determined to make himself slim
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 05:36 pm
Our round friend went down to the gym
Determined to make himself slim.
He worked on an ab
Through layers of flab
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 10:47 am
Our round friend went down to the gym
Determined to make himself slim.
He worked on an ab
Through layers of flab
Who's kidding who? He is him.

The one way to slim which is foolproof
If you, like me, suffer from sweet-toof
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 10:58 am
The one way to slim which is foolproof
If you, like me, suffer from sweet-toof
Go right away on diet
Stay with your juliet




(Do as if it was rhyming)
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shari6905
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 09:42 pm
The one way to slim which is foolproof
If you, like me, suffer from sweet-toof
Go right away on diet
Stay with your juliet
and never again fall through the roof.

You must stay away from starches
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Vivien
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 01:57 am
You must stay away from starches
take frequent and brisk fresh air marches
decline all things sweet
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 04:01 am
You must stay away from starches
take frequent and brisk fresh air marches
decline all things sweet
Get up on your feet
And stretch to protect your arches.

Eat lots of fiber called Nature's Broom,
With the few foods you're allowed to consume.
It works, but the gas
Will soon make your ---
Resemble a jetfighter's zoom.

<< Sorry ... had a flashback of those high-fiber diets. Shocked >>

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Moderation in all things is good
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 04:05 am
Moderation in all things is good
Lest you wish to be thought of as crude
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 04:35 am
<< Hmmmmmm ... >>

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Moderation in all things is good
Lest you wish to be thought of as crude
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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 08:43 am
Moderation in all things is good
Lest you wish to be thought of as crude
So dont stuf your face
dont be a disgrace
just try to forget about food.


Speeking of food, there's this deli
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 01:54 pm
Speeking of food, there's this deli
Where I go with my good friend Kelly
We eat all the tomatoes
For they have no potatoes
And leave when we can't feel our belly.

There once was an old lady named Mag
Who everyone thought was an old hag
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