The widow was filled with despair
She climbed the 'widow walkway' stair
The widow was filled with despair
She climbed the 'widow walkway' stair
And said: "Dirty rat!
He must have known that
His death splash would ruin my hair."
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With kelp and seaweed in her shoe,
She was at the hairdresser at 2:00
With kelp and seaweed in her shoe,
She was at the hairdresser at 2:00
But the guy was not there
Being busy with an affair
With kelp and seaweed in her shoe,
She was at the hairdresser at 2:00
But the guy was not there
Being busy with an affair
So she made her appt. with someone new
The hairdressers name was Hans
He was used to working with blonds
The hairdressers name was Hans
He was used to working with blonds.
He's the mutest of mutes
When it comes to roots
And is well-known in all the salons.
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Hans quickly flew into action
Hans quickly flew into action
Attracting amazed stupefaction
Hans quickly flew into action
Attracting amazed stupefaction
Clients showed him respect
As his toupees were perfect
Hans quickly flew into action
Attracting amazed stupefaction
Clients showed him respect
As his toupees were perfect
Though lots ended up having traction.
The scissors were horribly sharp
The scissors were horribly sharp
And his clients were oft heard to carp
The scissors were horribly sharp
And his clients were oft heard to carp
but he kept on just so
The scissors were horribly sharp
And his clients were oft heard to carp
But he kept on just so
By the light of flambeaux
The scissors were horribly sharp
And his clients were oft heard to carp
But he kept on just so
By the light of flambeaux
and the apprentice played tunes on a harp
The music make clients feel merry
The music make clients feel merry
And it's true that so does the sherry
I'm not good at this, I feel sorry
The music make clients feel merry
And it's true that so does the sherry
They take a drink
put their heads in the sink
The music make clients feel merry
And it's true that so does the sherry
They take a drink
put their heads in the sink
Or fight like Tom and Jerry
A man was drunk at the bar
A man was drunk at the bar
he decided to get in his car
A man was drunk at the bar
He decided to get in his car.
He took off like Andretti
A man was drunk at the bar
He decided to get in his car.
He took off like Andretti
Still sozzled, but yet he
A man was drunk at the bar
He decided to get in his car.
He took off like Andretti
Still sozzled, but yet he
Got home without a scar
With a sigh, he dropped on the sofa
