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The pasta, they say, is superb
She told me, in a tone, I'd say, acerb

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The pasta, they say, is superb
She told me, in a tone, I'd say, acerb
They eat it frequently
It's always al dente

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The pasta, they say, is superb
She told me, in a tone, I'd say, acerb
They eat it frequently
It's always al dente,
Which is my favorite, coolest adverb.

(Okay, okay, but "adjective" just didn't rhyme. Embarrassed

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I sat next to the bishop at mass

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I sat next to the bishop at mass
We partook of some wine, bread and grass

(had the same adjective-adverb "dilemma" Wh-T, Happy New Year, btw)

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<<Imur: Thanks & Happy New Year to you, too!>>

I sat next to the bishop at mass
We partook of some wine, bread and grass
'Twas long before lunch
But we needed to munch
And consume sweets & snacks en masse.

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The bishop's stomach was rumbling

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The bishop's stomach was rumbling
Quite loudly at times causing fumbling
For a Snickers bar
And a Cuban cigar
In the offering plate, which was humbling.

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The Lord works in mysterious ways

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The Lord works in mysterious ways
I never understand what he says

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The Lord works in mysterious ways
I never understand what he says
There's too many choices
And spiritual voices

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The Lord works in mysterious ways
I never understand what he says
There's too many choices
And spiritual voices
But meat is now cool on Fridays.

Confusion and spiritual lingo
Can abound in church-sanctioned Bingo.
They'll bribe the divine
For "B-29"
Then curse and howl like a dingo.

<<Is church Bingo universal or just on this side of the pond?>>

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It was beauty that killed the beast

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"It was beauty that killed the beast,"
Reported King Kong's Hollywood priest.
"It wasn't a stroke,
His heart simply broke,
He's now gone, kaput, & deceased."

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The poor ape from across the sea

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The poor ape from across the sea
Is revived with enhancement, you see,
The wonderful graphics

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The poor ape from across the sea
Is revived with enhancement, you see,
The wonderful graphics
And specialist affics
Are what's so amazing to me

Now that's poetic licence gone barmy
But who'll stop me-you and whose army?

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Now that's poetic licence gone barmy
But who'll stop me-you and whose army?
Not those plutocrats around
Or nitpickers that abound

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Now that's poetic licence gone barmy
But who'll stop me-you and whose army?
Not those plutocrats around
Or nitpickers that abound
Nor the pirates that be smarmy

I havent the time for childish games
no love letters or high school flames

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I havent the time for childish games
no love letters or high school flames
So my Mr. Right
Had better alight
Handsome with credentials in frames.

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That which glitters is not always gold

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That which glitters is not always gold
Damp structural timber suffers from mould

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That which glitters is not always gold
Damp structural timber suffers from mould
The plot now thickens
Just like Charles Dickens'

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That which glitters is not always gold
Damp structural timber suffers from mould
The plot now thickens
Just like Charles Dickens'.
Bleak House will never get sold.

There was a young lady called Esther
Whom Mr Guppy was tending to pester

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There was a young lady called Esther
Whom Mr Guppy was tending to pester.
Unlike Mister Gup
Poor Krook just blew up

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There was a young lady called Esther
Whom Mr Guppy was tending to pester.
Unlike Mister Gup
Poor Krook just blew up
We're covering this next semester

I've a terrible itch in my ear

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