This young British chap was arrested
And his urine sample was tested
This young British chap was arrested
And his urine sample was tested
As he was found in a club
After getting out the pub
This young British chap was arrested
And his urine sample was tested
As he was found in club
After getting out the pub
A Designated Driver's requested
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If he'd only listened to Mother
If he'd only listened to Mother
Or her last significant other
If he'd only listened to Mother
Or her last significant other
He wouldn't get drunk
With those sots, WhodaThunk,
Carlotta and Francis, (her brother).
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So now he attends al-anon
So, now he attends al-anon
And tries to stay dry all day long
He used to get frisky
On a snoot-ful of whiskey
So, now he attends al-anon
And tries to stay dry all day long
He used to get frisky
On a snoot-ful of whiskey
Which is, obviously, wrong
Trying not to drink much
Trying not to drink very much
Now that I have a cast and crutch.
I felt like a fool
Falling off my stool
Flirting with a girl who was Dutch.
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My one New Year's resolution
My one New Year's resolution
Go to Rome and get absolution
My one New Year's resolution
Go to Rome and get absolution
To my past faults and sins
Whatever that means
My one New Year's resolution
Go to Rome and get absolution
I pray and I hope
That I will meet the pope
Berlusconi's a poor substitution.
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I found Benedict quite engaging
<<Francis' earlier post got bulldozed:
My one New Year's resolution
Go to Rome and get absolution
To my past faults and sins
Whatever that means
And try to avoid prosecution. >>
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I found Benedict quite engaging
His Pradas show no signs of aging
Apologies for not checking before posting earlier, Francis.
Just an aside, but I live about 20 miles from the border of County Limerick!
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I found Benedict quite engaging
His Pradas show no signs of aging
It's somwhat ironic
That someone Teutonic
I found Benedict quite engaging
His Pradas show no signs of aging
It's somewhat ironic
That someone Teutonic
Dont wear that leterhosen thing
But while in Rome I was bound
But while in Rome I was bound
To pinch the girl's rears that I found
But while in Rome I was bound
To pinch the girl's rears that I found
I thought I was wise
But to my surprise
But while in Rome I was bound
To pinch the girl's rears that I found
I thought I was wise
But to my surprise
St Peter's had Dolby Surround
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From there we moved north to Milan
From there we moved north to Milan
Thinking it would be easy to cheat on
From there we moved north to Milan
Thinking it would be easy to cheat on
Girls whose main passion
Was wearing high fashion
From there we moved north to Milan
Thinking it would be easy to cheat on
Girls whose main passion
Was wearing high fashion
And trying not to put meat on
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The pasta, they say, is superb
