The nun was alarmed and did shriek
Her noisy behavior made me squick
The nun was alarmed and did shriek.
Her noisy behavior made me squick,
"Excuse me, sister,
My coccyx's blister
Has burst and I'm starting to leak."
+++++++++++++++++++++
The doctors and nurses appeared
The doctors and nurses appeared
And it seemed like the Grim Reaper neared
The doctors and nurses appeared
And it seemed like the Grim Reaper neared -
'Twas only Nurse Ratchett
Carrying a hatchet
The doctors and nurses appeared
And it seemed like the Grim Reaper neared -
'Twas only Nurse Ratchett
Carrying a hatchet
It was everything that I had feared.
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With a hatchet raised over her head
With a hatchet raised over her head
It looked like he soon would be dead
"Tho I may have sinned
I'll run like the wind.
Who needs a coccyx?" he said.
*****
Now the cat and the nun are a pair
Now the cat and the nun are a pair
The two have dark secrets they share -
The nun and an abbot
The cat and a rabbit -
Are all subjects of hours of prayer.
++++++++++++++++++++
If the walls of the abbey could talk
If the walls of the abbey could talk
I'm sure they'd be happy to sqawk
on the abbot and nun
that produced a son
who could run before he could walk.
It makes no sense to me...
"It makes no sense to me," he said,
"Because my favorite color's red,
I like gray horses,
Hate most math courses,
And my mom never calls cuz she's dead."
+++++++++++++++++++++
A buxom young lass from Brisbane
A buxom young lass from Brisbane
Fell in love with a chappie from Spain
A buxom young lass from Brisbane
Fell in love with a chappie from Spain
He won her, they say,
When he shouted, "Ole!"
A buxom young lass from Brisbane
Fell in love with a chappie from Spain
He won her, they say,
When he shouted, "Ole!"
Then he saw she had no brain.
From then on he didn't trust Spaniards
When they say they are little wizzards
From then on he didn't trust Spaniards
When they say they are little wizzards
With their broomsticks and bats
And their thin pointy hats
A buxom young lass from Brisbane
Fell in love with a chappie from Spain.
He fought bulls all day
And because he was gay
Said her charms brought him only eyestrain.
++++++++++++++++++++++
But the lass with love unrequited
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From then on he didn't trust Spaniards
When they say they are little wizzards
With their broomsticks and bats
And their thin pointy hats
And love potions made from fresh lizards.
+++++++++++++++++++++++
But the lass who was love-smitten
But the lass who was love-smitten
Fell in love with a young Briton
But the lass who was love-smitten
Fell in love with a young Briton
Which hobby was doing tricks
But the lass who was love-smitten
Fell in love with a young Briton
Which hobby was doing tricks
With Australian chicks
But the lass who was love-smitten
Fell in love with a young Briton
Which hobby was doing tricks
With Australian chicks
(the featherless type) that he hit on
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This young British chap was arrested
