Perpetual Limerick (:3=

The End. The end? The end, end, end?
Not with so many rules left to bend

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The End. The end? The end, end, end?
Not with so many rules left to bend
Please take it easy
(it's making me queasy
and difficult to comprehend)

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My thanks to Carlotta for posting

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My thanks to carlotta for posting
She holds up her glass for a toasting
A Christmas wish,here
To those of good cheer

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MY thanks to Carlotta for posting
and keeping this poetry coasting
I forgot to start
I lost my part
but this time I'll be boasting.

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My cat loves to climb the drapes

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My thanks to Carlotta for posting
She holds up her glass for a toasting
A Christmas wish here,
To those of good cheer
And for A2K for hosting!

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My cat loves to climb the drapes
But only eats juicy peeled grapes
And peas on a dish,
So don't give her fish!
Her hairballs are various shapes

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There was a sly cat in the Yule tree

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There was a sly cat in the Yule tree
In his nine lives, he's on number three

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There was a sly cat in the Yule tree
In his nine lives, he's on number three
The other two he had lost
While on A2k, making a post

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There was a sly cat in the Yule tree
In his nine lives, he's on number three
The other two he had lost
While on A2k, making a post
A victim of The Hamster's ennui.

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The Yule cat continues his prowl

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The Yule cat continues his prowl
On which he is joined by the owl

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The Yule cat continues his prowl
On which he is joined by the owl
The bird and the pussy
Are clearly not fussy
And engage in behaviour most foul.

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A cigarette's shared twixt the two

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A cigarette's shared twixt the two
To reflect on their rendezvous

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A cigarette's shared twixt the two
To reflex on their rendezvous
The owl, though not fat,
Got ate by the cat
The lesson came too late to rue

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Now the cat celebrates with aplomb

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Now the cat celebrates with aplomb
And the Xmas pud goes down a bomb

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Now the cat celebrates with aplomb
And the Xmas pud goes down a bomb.
The guilt-filled feline
With his bulging waistline

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Now the cat celebrates with aplomb
And the Xmas pud goes down a bomb.
The guilt-filled feline
With his buging waistline
Licked the flavor of owl off of his palm

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I was jolly and then I was blue
Went out drinkin' and caught the flu

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I was jolly and then I was blue
Went out drinkin' and caught the flu
I slipped on some grass

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McTag wrote:

I was jolly and then I was blue
Went out drinkin' and caught the flu
I slipped on some grass

<hmmm, must...resist...temptation>

I was jolly and then I was blue
Went out drinkin' and caught the flu
I slipped on some grass
Going to midnight mass
And fractured my coccyx in two.

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The ambulance skidded on ice

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The ambulance skidded on ice,
Struck a nun, and rolled over twice

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The ambulance skidded on ice,
Struck a nun, and rolled over twice
That short burst of action
Means we're lying in traction

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The ambulance skidded on ice,
Struck a nun, and rolled over twice
That short burst of action
Means we're lying in traction
Side by side and our thoughts are not nice.

As we hoped not to burn in Hell,
We searched for the hospital bell.
Off balance from meds
We fell from our beds
And my coccyx continued to swell.

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The nun was alarmed and did shriek

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