Gautam and myself have new Avatars
And we're feeling like cinema stars...
Hiama fell with a thud,
Got his face covered in mud,
While Gautam looks like a donkey's arse !!
Sex is natural, sex is fun (okay I stole it from George dahling)
Sex is natural, sex is fun (okay I stole it from George dahling)
Especially if done on the top of a penny-farthing
Every time you move
The saddle in its groove
Makes marks all over your butte du jour-old thing !
A sober judge from Khartoum...
A sober judge from Khartoum
Didnt know what to drink, or with whom
A sober judge from Khartoum
Didnt know what to drink, or with whom
He tried straight whisky
With a chap named Trixie
And ended up being bride to his groom
A lettuce muncher from the land of OZ..
A lettuce muncher from the land of OZ,
Could not digest those leaves becoz,
A lettuce muncher from the land of OZ,
Could not digest those leaves becoz
The size of her teeth
Were so big-good grief
They could hardly fit into her gob (you try rhyming with OZ)
(someone else please have a turn I feel I am hogging it a bit )
......?
Yeah, it is begining to look like a duet between me and hiama with dlowan singing the chorus !!
dlowan is singing the chorus
And we hope she leaves some for us
Gautam and myself have new Avatars
And we're feeling like cinema stars
Superficial and vain
Its all a big pain
.......
This is tres confoozling!
Sowwy went to wrong page-not awake yet !
dlowan is singing the chorus
And we hope she leaves some for us
She's off to work soon
So we all can go to toon
And have lots of fun-how marvellous
You're right - I'm confoozled as hell,
And I'm really not feeling so well -
But at least this I know,
I came home hours ago,
And it's fin'lly the weekend, yay quelle!
Debs not so well oh dear
I 'm so sorry that to hear
She's home now OK
Its time to partay
And fill herself with good cheer
A loofah is good for scrubbing....
A loofah is good for scrubbing,
Gives a fine rubba-dub-dubbing..
A loofah is good for scrubbing,
Gives a fine rubba-dub-dubbing
You do lose some skin
But its Ok to fill in
With cement before you go clubbing
next please.....
:wink:
I'm tired and droopy tonight]
Cos I drank quite a lot of good white...
I'm tired and droopy tonight
Cos I drank quite a lot of good white
So I've off to my bed
Nothing left to be read
'Cept maybe" hope the bedbugs don't bite "
Debs is off to the land of nod...
Once more up those stairs she must plod
Debs is off to the land of nod
Once more up those stairs she must plod
Unless its a bungalow
In which case NO
To go upstairs would be rather odd !
McTag is a mighty proud Scot....
McTag is a mighty proud Scot
I wonder if he's Rangers or Not ?
