I can't think of an opening line...
Cause I have been steadily imbibing since nine
Oz plonk is quite Ok
But it would make my day
If I could quaff some nice french wine (ouch get off Dlowan)
A guy called Hiama was running away...
A guy called Hiama was running away
But he tripped and he fell on the way
He was caught by Dlow'n
Who caused him to moan -
Now he's fresh out of running, today!
<Raises one perfectly shaped eyebrow>
(Hardly surprisingly. Freudian negligee? Heehee)
Hardly surprisingly. Freudian negligee? Heehee
Invited some friends round for tea
Gautam ate all the cake.....
Hardly surprisingly. Freudian negligee? Heehee
Invited some friends round for tea
Gautam ate all the cake
And behaved like a rake...
Hardly surprisingly. Freudian negligee? Heehee
Invited some friends round for tea
Gautam ate all the cake.....
which dlowan took the troble to make
And now he has eyes on me !!
The A2K meet is round the corner
The A2K meet is round the corner
I thought that I'd better warn yer..
The a2k meet is round the corner
I thought that I'd better warn yer
I can't wait to hear
The a2k meet is round the corner
I thought that I'd better warn yer
I can't wait to hear
Who turns up my dear
Every Tom, Dick and Shauna..
The vessel with the pestle its true...
The vessel with the pestle its true
Is the one with the poisonous brew...
Or, is it the other?...
The vessel with the pestle it's true
Had a laxative just right for you
But with flagons, and dragons,
And old Bilbo Baggins
Who knows where it might lead us to?
I'm off on a day's holiday
....Or is it the other?
I'll just ask my mother
She always knows what best to do.
Whats going on where do we come in version 1 , 2 or 3 ?
Pick a number - any number!
Pick a number - any number!
And don;t do it while you slumber,
Pick a number - any number!
And don't do it while you slumber,
The sheep may baaaa
So you won't get far
With counting-try eating cu-cumber
Gautam and myself have new Avatars...
Gautam and myself have new Avatars
And we're feeling like cinema stars...
...hmmmm...er......... 
